U dont know how to rape noobs? Cus you noob but u read guide what means u dont want be noob. So i tell you how to rape noobs. u take volibear volibear stronk, and u get warmog, warmog is stronk item what nobody takes because other players in league are stupid noobs. But u smarter, so u take warmog.


So go do toplane/jungle stuff until u get warmog, when u get warmog, u go rape noobs.

U find teamfight, u go there u use r, u use e, u use q, then punch noobs and then anal rape noobs with w.

I tell you you have team, now you know you have team? its because your team is noob and they do nothing.

Now u see noobs with green(Or blue) hp over them, that means they are your team so u cant rape dem, u go find noobs with red hp over them, they are noobs to rape. But when u see team let team do dmg so u can use w to kill noobs when you see on chat "OMG VOLI KS", that means u do good job with raping noobs and your teammate want just to say he is noob and u pro.

In teamfight u do the same.

Sometimes they write on chat "OMG REPORT VOLIBEAR FOR TROLL" that means they are noobs they know u pro and you make stronk warmog build.

Now look at this picturethis is your volibear drinking enemy team tears, if you dont see at your game, its because u dont buy warmog because u noob.


Now go and rekt noobs and praise mah awesome engrish, if u dont do that u are noob.