"I can beat everyone." - Piglet,...

[quote=utopus][quote=BigBoxGamer]And, of course another game with more feeders. Gave up some intentional feed and bailed out at 11 minutes. [/quote] Since you messaged me saying that you're looking to improve your attitude, i'll see if i can get you to improve it: [u]I won't be helping you again until you've demonstrated that you've improved your attitude.[/u] You're not losing games to your opponents - you're losing games to yourself. I won't offer you more help - through caitlyn challenges, or game reviews, until you show me that you won't ragequit for your 20 most recent games. If you value my assistance, I hope that that's enough to get you to improve your attitude well enough so that you won't relapse. When you've done this, let me know and i'll get in a curse voice call with you and quiz you on mid-game decision making, which seems to be a much needed area of improvement for you[/quote]

[quote=BigBoxGamer]Easier said than done when being constantly surrounded by Bronze trash. [img=http://www.quickmeme.com/img/20/20617df6d8ecda9593ca53b9259dc50a4ac86bc0c28017eef4b98abe946f1870.jpg][/quote]

[quote=Jimmydoggga 2.0]MORE MEMES PLS But seriously, you can win games easily from 10 kills down in Bronze, because the enemy team makes so many mistakes and can't dodge any of your opportune engages. The only thing you really have to worry about is them split pushing.[/quote]

[quote=Wayne3100]Few notes about Vapora's video on page 24 (which I hope you [i]actually watched[/i]): The note @ 25:29 should be moved to ~26:06, and ~24:20 is missing a note which says "?????????????????????????? What are you doing lol" as you walk out of spawn with enough gold to finish items, then turn around slightly before leaving base to stand idle at one of the nexus towers for a bit before returning to the shop and buying the wrong item (which Vapora does comment on). Looks like you have plenty of work to do.[/quote]

[quote=BigBoxGamer]Their first mistake was getting queued up against me, I always stomp the early game and my team always throws the game. It doesn't matter if the other team makes a mistake, because my team was stupid enough to get themselves into that position to begin with instead of being smart and letting me stop the whole game.[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark][quote=Wayne3100]The note @ 25:29 should be moved to ~26:06[/quote] lol woops, fixed. And to be fair about the part where he wasted time for like a minute, I didn't wanna comment on that because he might have needed to temporarily afk for reasons beyond his control.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]Ok, I'm gonna get really real here. I'm concerned. And I also don't like you. But you've concerned my enough with your behavior that I feel like you need help. First. You're acting like you're already a professional trapped in some kind of hell. News flash. You aren't. You're sitting in Bronze V with seemingly no progress. Ok, ripped that band aid off fast. Now, you completely disregarded Embracing's ENTIRE masterpiece of an on-point comment with some shit about how your computer sucks. Lots of peoples computers suck. Hell, you know GMD? that mother fucker plays with like 300 ping constant when he plays with us on NA. People can work around faulty machinery or shitty ping. It's something you can adapt to. Next. Why do you have such an awful computer? If your goal is to succeed, why do you not have the proper equipment? How can you not "care" about having the best equipment you can if you care clearly so much about gaining the elo? Is it that you're going "hard mode", with shit gear? Or perhaps mommy and daddy dearest have stopped buying you nice things and you refuse to buy them yourself? It sounds like the latter. You seem like a depressed child trying to cope with things by being good at League. Problem is, you have no real drive to improve. You're arrogant, you're whiney, self entitled. Every heap of critique thrown at you is shrugged off with memes. I pity you, because it must be hell trying to ignore it all, as you appear to be doing. And I say this all with the utmost respect, as I've struggled with similar issues. For the longest time (and even still now and again) I felt as if the game was self aware, and actively trying to fuck me. It's a silly notion, but everyone wants to push the blame off themselves and onto something or someone else. And lastly, you really wouldn't find a good time streaming anyway. Nobody would want to watch you, or your games, barring the reasons Vapora watched one, which was, to help you out. And you kind of made that a waste of time.[/quote]

[quote=Jimmydoggga 2.0]Basically what OTG said, but two other things. It takes EVERYONE a shitload of time to get out of bronze on their first try. And you've been playing ranked for only a little bit of Season 4 and season 5, If you REALLY want to get out of Bronze, just pick your best champion (Vi) and main her. It works for people.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=BigBoxGamer]I guess you don't get how much of a fossil my PC really is. I don't do anything that feels like a unnecessary chore, and on my PC everything is a stupid chore so I don't have time for it. Now, if I could get a modern PC with modern specs I would be in business, but for now. Everything is too much of a chore to care about. And, of course another game with more feeders. Gave up some intentional feed and bailed out at 11 minutes.[/quote]I played league on a dinosaur of a laptop for ages, quit making excuses. The last time I was bronze was season one and I was nearly silver, back when that had slightly more meaning. Computer issues are only sort of an excuse, optimize your shit as best you can (feel free to ask me for suggestions on how, if you like, I know how to make league function on terrible computers, having done it for years) or buy a new computer. I burned a decent amount of money I could have spent otherwise to get a new laptop last summer, mostly because of this game. GMD, as OTG already pointed out, plays on NA with 200+ ping. He still duos with various people and plays in the inhouses on NA, despite this fact. Hell, I've slogged through inhouses and ranked on NA with my ping spiking into the thousands and managed. Stop blaming your lack of skill on everything else and maybe you'll have a chance to get out of Bronze. If your attitude wasn't so horrible and you didn't have a habit of leaving games, I'd consider duo queuing with you on my main (which is in silver) so you could mostly rely on your support (I'm nothing brilliant, but I'm probably better than what you usually get stuck with), but atm that feels like a lost cause since you're being a self-entitled little bitch when anyone offers help.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]I played with a broken keyboard before on an outdated laptop that could barely run low res across 2 different servers on holiday (meaning ping was often 200+). Though it is not always the case, it is fitting in this one that a good craftsman shouldn't blame his tools.[/quote]