"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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No reason to not do what I'm good with in ranked games...
Good example:
Soraka win = The 1 Game where I played AP Soraka like I always do
Soraka losses = 3 games where I let people convince me to play her full support
Lawl, you too baddie to win.
I'm powing ppl with Taric without a single ****ing source of damage.
Then I scream "MANHANDLED" in the all chat.
Dat's manly, bishes.