I love you Teemo - A lovesong of pure poetry

[quote=Dotter]This song is based on the melody of Grenade by some dude. Easy shroom, easy doom, that's just how you do, Teemo Kill 'em all, Baron falls 'Cause you got huge balls Should have known that's why you teeter, Greater than Skt. Peter Gave it all you had, Made people write "U mad?" Made people write "u mad?", you did. To give me all your love, is all I've ever asked, 'Cause what you don't understand is: I'd catch an Ace in the Hole for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Throw my hand on Garen's blade for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Walk in front of an Enchanted Crystal Arrow for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) You know I'd do anything for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Teemo, Teemo I would go through all kind of pain, I would get killed by some bitch called Vayne Yeah, I would die for you, Teemo, Even against a mummy emo Teemo, oh oh oh, Small, small, small and cute, beat 'em 'till they're numb Thell Riot that, you decide where you take a dump You're the boss Cute Teemo, lovely Teemo, That's just what you are, yeah You'll smile at their faces, then blow them apart, Gave you my bleeding heart, And you traded it for Mario Kart. And you traded it for Mario Kart, (Teemo) I'd give anything to get hit by your dart (get it?) 'Cause what you don't understand is: I'd catch an Ace in the Hole for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Throw my hand on Garen's blade for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Walk in front of an Enchanted Crystal Arrow for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) You know I'd do anything for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) I would go through all kind of pain, I would get killed by some bitch called Vayne Yeah, I would die for you, Teemo, Even against a mummy emo If I stepped in your shroom, would you dart me in my backroom? You said I could play you, why did you lie? You hurt my feelings, baby I'mma cry But Teemo, I'd still catch an Ace in the Hole for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Throw my hand on Garen's blade for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) Walk in front of an Enchanted Crystal Arrow for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) You know I'd do anything for ya, (Teemo, Teemo, Teemo) I would go through all kind of pain, I would get killed by some macho called Swain Yeah, I would die for you, Teemo, Even against a mummy emo, Yeah even die to off cancer and chemo You wouldn't do the same, but you're too cute to blame Teemo, Teemo, you're my flame <3[/quote]

[quote=Considereth]Ouch, nobody comments! NOBODY LIKES TEEMO! O_O[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Epic :D[/quote]

[quote=Zeprido]I'm not a fan of rap, but when I read this I read it as if it was a rap song. Gotta admit, pretty damn good.[/quote]

[quote=Dotter]Considereth: You're just saying that, because Teemo doesn't love you either! xD Scrax & Zeprido: Thanks guys, you really appreciate pure love, as I do myself.[/quote]