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I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
caucheka wrote:
wait what.. her left leg is on the right side of the bike, and her right leg is on the left side.. that would be uncomfortable.
Lol, wat?
U high?
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Searz wrote:
Lol, wat?
U high?
uh no, I think he's right...it looks like she is stepping forward on her right foot and her left foot is swung back behind her, like she is running.
ALSO, where is this image from? I remember seeing the original, but it isn't a skin of hers, and I can't find it anywhere... T_T
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uh no, I think he's right...it looks like she is stepping forward on her right foot and her left foot is swung back behind her, like she is running.
ALSO, where is this image from? I remember seeing the original, but it isn't a skin of hers, and I can't find it anywhere... T_T
and no guys, look at the toes, her left foot is on the left side of the bike
wRAthoFVuLK wrote:
uh no, I think he's right...it looks like she is stepping forward on her right foot and her left foot is swung back behind her, like she is running.
ALSO, where is this image from? I remember seeing the original, but it isn't a skin of hers, and I can't find it anywhere... T_T
and no guys, look at the toes, her left foot is on the left side of the bike
ah true true
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