Vel'Koz thread because why not

[quote=Janitsu]1. Make new champion 2. Make it OP 3. People buy 4. Let it be OP for a week 5. Announce huge nerfs like: "we are reducing Kha's Q damage by 100%" 6. People never play it again but Riot got money Rinse and repeat[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]They've employed other tacts to get people to spend money, Jani. It's not always the same. Consider the following!; 1. Leak [[Lucian]] 2. people hyped for black champ. 3. release a different champion. People wonder about previous leak. 4. [[Lucian]] enters PBE with almighty pro AP ratios for ultra pwn AP build. 5. bitches mirin' 6. Nerf the fuck out of that shit. 7. Release [[Lucian]]. No one buys him. 8. steadily buff [[Lucian]] over the course of a few months until a pro player picks him up. 9. ??? 10. PROFIT.[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu][quote=OTGBionicArm] They've employed other tacts to get people to spend money, Jani. It's not always the same. Consider the following!; 1. Leak [[Lucian]] 2. people hyped for black champ. 3. release a different champion. People wonder about previous leak. 4. [[Lucian]] enters PBE with almighty pro AP ratios for ultra pwn AP build. 5. bitches mirin' 6. Nerf the fuck out of that shit. 7. Release [[Lucian]]. No one buys him. 8. steadily buff [[Lucian]] over the course of a few months until a pro player picks him up. 9. ??? 10. PROFIT. [/quote] I'm pretty sure it's the hidden passive: [i]"Whenever [[Lucian]] is against that pussy wifestealer he deals 1000000% increased damage against any fu**ing b**ch"[/i] And thanks to [[Thresh]] getting even more popular, [[lucian]] has been a good counterpick.[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]But everyone plays [[Lucian]] and [[thresh]] in lane together on the same team. BETRAYED THE LORE.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=OTGBionicArm] But everyone plays [[Lucian]] and [[thresh]] in lane together on the same team. BETRAYED THE LORE. [/quote] The whole idea of LoL betrays Lucian's lore.[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]Toshabi pls give us more clarifying comments (and a nice story would be nice, too)[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Janitsu] Toshabi pls give us more clarifying comments (and a nice story would be nice, too) [/quote] Other than the obvious black man with guns (OMFG THAT'S RACIST), he is an undead African American who is constantly killing other undeads. (I'm at work, but when I get home, I will tell you the LoL Lore of Lucian according to Toshabi) (If I remember)[/quote]

[quote=Jack Rubino][quote=Toshabi] [quote=Janitsu] Toshabi pls give us more clarifying comments (and a nice story would be nice, too) [/quote] Other than the obvious black man with guns (OMFG THAT'S RACIST), he is an undead African American who is constantly killing other undeads. [/quote] most interesting start of a story, tell me moar pls[/quote]

[quote=TriggerHappyHog]Reminds me of the eye of sauron...[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm][quote=TriggerHappyHog] Reminds me of the eye of sauron... [/quote] This joke has been beaten to death already. Along with comparisons to tentacle hentai and the flying spaghetti monster.[/quote]