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I wish I had a Portal Gun

Creator: Searz August 29, 2011 1:33pm
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Aaaawww, yeaa *****es.
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Now i want a portal gun :<
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I bet the last part is the biggest reason >:3
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Goddamm I love that game and that portal gun!

Gimeeeeee
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Searz wrote:

I bet the last part is the biggest reason >:3


But changing pants without looking down wuld be usefull. Really tears on the old neck.

and... FU!
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hahaha that ending was fantastic
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Yea, it is ^.^

That guy has made a lot of funny videos. I recommend watching them.
http://www.dorkly.com/originals/page:1
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that guy? you mean dorkly?
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Yea, who else? :P
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I'm shocked that caucheka hasn't said anything ******ed in this topic yet.
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