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Creator: emoriam April 17, 2015 10:42am
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You grab paper towels from your kitchen instead

Cleaning the mess on the floor is disgusting. It's hard to even describe how disgusting and nauseous it really is. It's already 2 am but you don't feel like falling asleep is possible for you. You decide to go to the diner which is always open at night to indulge yourself some drinks.

1. You take your jacket and the keys, nothing else
2. You live in the US. In your house there is a gun and you decide to take it with you alongside your jacket and the keys
3. You decide to drive with your parents' car even though you aren't allowed to drive it but you really don't want to walk
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You live in the US. In your house there is a gun and you decide to take it with you alongside your jacket and the keys. You go to the gun room. What gun do you take?

1. A pistol. You don't want it to be obvious that you have a gun.
2. A double-barrel shotgun. Firepower is the only thing that matters to you.
3. The dubstep gun from Saints Row becuase you can.
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You take the double barreled shotgun.

You walk outside and noticed the smell again from the neighbours. Before you go to the diner you thought it would be badass to shoot the fence open with your shotgun and then investigate like this is your town. You shoot the fence open and you find out that the neighbours poop in their garden. The lights in the neighbours go on, probably because they just heard you shoot with your shotgun. You will

1. Wait for the neighbours to come down and then 360noscope them both in the throat
2. RUN!
3. Put on your sunglasses and interrogate the neighbours about the poop
4. Panic, fall down on the ground and cry

EDIT: This is the story we have so far without the answer options

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You decide that your revelation was boring and then proceed to run the hell away before your neighbors had figured out what was going on. On your way to the diner, you notice some strobelights from far, far away - You decide to go and take a closer look. Apparently, a new club has opened! You get excited as there hasn't been a quality club near you since you moved to this house. You proceed to go inside, only to slightly bump into a 20 something year old asian guy. 'He's quite the looker' you think to yourself as you move towards the barman. You think to yourself about what to do, you:

1. Approach the dude and have a chat
2. Just decide to take a few shots and chill
3. Start analyzing the club and look for people you know
4. LEAD THE DANCEFLOOR (optional: with someone you fancied at the club)!
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Just decide to take a few shots and chill. By taking a few shots, you mean killing everyone in the building. Soon after you are done, you hear sirens. What do you do?

1.Make a run for it through the backdoor.
2. Take cover behind the bar and face the cops inside the building.
3. Hide in the wardrobe in the backstage area and hope no one will find you.

(before you ask, yes, I know what taking a few shots means, I just like action movies with no plot to speak of)
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Make a run for it through the backdoor

On the way out you stumble but you manage to get outside in time. In the backyard there is nothing else than garbage containers and a staircase. You hear the noise of the policemen in the buidling. They're heavily armed as they're facing a mass murderer. You aren't really aware of what you've just done as you're in a state of being half asleep and half awake. Apparently you're a monster who has killed dozens of innocent people ...

1. You decide to hide in one of the containers
2. You decide to use the staircase to get onto the roof
3. You decide to give up. The police will catch you and you will certainly be arrested. In just a few seconds you've ruined your whole life due to being bored, hazy and barbarous
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You decide to give up. For now, they put you in an arrest cell in the police HQ. After the policemen leave you alone, you notice that they have left the cell key in the lock and you can escape. Before you head out, you go to the weapon chamber and grab two pistols with silencers, an assault rifle and a sniper rifle. You also take as much ammo as you can put in a backpack that's lying around. Since you are in america, the police has old military equipment, so you take the tank that's standing in the garage and head outside, ready to run rampage on the whole city. Where do you start?

1.At the stadium, there is a football game right now and half the town is there.
2. at the City hall, those politicians had it coming.
3. At the shopping center because destroying expensive stuff is fun.
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At the shopping center because destroying expensive stuff is fun.

However, you decide to use your power provided by the weapons to actually do something useful. You don't want to kill any further people because you slowly but surely start to gain back control of your actions.

1. You want to steal all necessary things for your escape (such as grocery)
2. You decide to kill the owner of the supermarket as you don't like his attitude towards the employees
3. Yor entrench yourself in the building, you take hostages and demand to get exiled instead of arrested
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You decided to kill the owner of the supermarket as you don't like his attitude towards his employees, magically grinding him into a fine paste that resembles the production process of frankfurts.

The adrenaline... It's amazing! If fighting for justice felt this good all the time... Why don't I do it more?! Yet, in the corner of the supermarket is a man quivering in fear, "**** man, th-that was my b-boss! D-don't hurt me man!" as he proceeds to curl up into the fetal position an rock himself to sleep, crying.

1. You decide to massacre everyone else in the supermarket because of how unappreciative they are of your efforts for them.
2. You offer the man a Bounty bar from a nearby shelf and proceed to braid each other's hair.
3. You urinate on the man.

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I urinate on the man and walk out laughing like I'm the funniest guy in the world. No, the universe!

You stop by a shop and buy a pair of groucho glasses, then walk back home now that you're unidentifiable. You stop by a hairdresser and grow an afro GTA style for good measure. Great, now no one can recognize you!

You arrive home and see your parents are awake. They heard the sound of the shotgun and noticed the neighbour's fence, and saw that you and the shotgun were gone too. They angrily confront you (albeit slightly confused as to where your afro came from), asking what's going on. You then:

1. Say you were sleep walking and woke up in the shopping center.
2. Run for it!
3. Kill them!
4. Shout "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, GOD!", and storm off to your room.
5. Confess.

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