"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Some of my fav books
1- Lotr(And Bilbo ofc) (Tolkien)
2- Game of Thrones(George RR Martin)
3- Harry Potter (Rowlings)
4- Paradise Lost by John Milton (Do not try Cuddowls I dont think its for you)
5- The accursed kings (Druon)
6- Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)
7- Waylander (Gemmell)
8- Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)
9- The Scarlett Letter (Hawthorne)
1- Lotr(And Bilbo ofc) (Tolkien)
2- Game of Thrones(George RR Martin)
3- Harry Potter (Rowlings)
4- Paradise Lost by John Milton (Do not try Cuddowls I dont think its for you)
5- The accursed kings (Druon)
6- Of Mice and Men (Steinbeck)
7- Waylander (Gemmell)
8- Frankenstein (Mary Shelley)
9- The Scarlett Letter (Hawthorne)
Skrallz
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1. Bible
2. Art of War
Don't know why either haven't been posted yet.
I am agnostic, yet the bible is good "story" book filled with morals and ethical situations.
2. Art of War
Don't know why either haven't been posted yet.
I am agnostic, yet the bible is good "story" book filled with morals and ethical situations.
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Skrallz wrote:
1. Bible
2. Art of War
Don't know why either haven't been posted yet.
I am agnostic, yet the bible is good "story" book filled with morals and ethical situations.
Agree to the highest power. I'm not a Christian myself, but good morals to have indeed.
Acid Reigns
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Skrallz wrote:
1. Bible
I am agnostic, yet the bible is good "story" book filled with morals and ethical situations.
Oh **** no.
MLP teaches more ethics and morality and has an infinitely better story and I DON'T EVEN LIKE MLP.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Skrallz wrote:
I am agnostic, yet the bible is good "story" book filled with morals and ethical situations.
Also its full of cool story with rape, murder, incest, animal sacrifice and naked man wrestling with one another. So of course those are good stories.
Ps: Just read the chapters on the destruction of Sodom And Gomorrha and you see what the bible is really about
Can we not compare The Bible to MLP? I know someone mentions believing in God, while on the internet is a Sin, but I don't appreciate you making fun of my religion. I respect your choice not to believe what I believe but I won't stand idly by as you make such a horrible comparison.
I'm usually one to "live and let live" when it comes to opinions/jokes but Searz you crossed a line.
I'm usually one to "live and let live" when it comes to opinions/jokes but Searz you crossed a line.
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1984...so good
I didn't like the ending. It was kinda anti-climatic.
I also didn't like how they got cought by the "police". I feel it could have been done much more intelligently.
I LOVED the part with the book explaining the war though.
Overall a pretty good book, but no favorite for me.