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Happy Birthday To The Woman Without A Name

Creator: GrandmasterD August 23, 2014 3:29pm
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What Kind Of Birthday Do You Wish Nameless?
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Alright you've done it! You've managed to survive another year in that Godforsaken place, I mean holding out in the U S of A in this economy! That's worth a party. The kind of party that makes you wake up surrounded by bottles, in the bathroom of a gas station, chained to the sink, without pants, wearing a clown's mask. No I don't have any experience with that, why do you ask?

Anyway today you've reached the grand age of 22 which means, obviously, that it's time to start thinking about marriage, kids, and a bunch of other mundane and boring stuff. Nah just kidding, responsibility is so far away it's like streets ahead of you (anyone get that joke?).

Now I'm no birthday enthusiast, and I don't really see the point, other than to get drunk, stoned, and receive presents for absolutely no reason. Oh wait, the former two aren't for you, as you're supposed to clean up the mess. Ha! Ha!. And no that wasn't a sexist joke, just because the host of the party always cleans up you see? No really, why does everyone always assume that I'm being sexist?! Jeez.

Anywho, enjoy your presents, booze, drugs, revelations, and evil dreams about pregnancy. Cheers!
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I LIKE THE POLL OPTIONS VERY MUCH



HAPPY BURTHDAY 'MANDA

Thanks to OwenTheAwesomer for the signature =)
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Still waiting for that duette

Grats <3
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Happy bday

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Meiyjhe wrote:
Still waiting for that duet

ftfy
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Happy birthday! :)
Made this sig myself :)
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Hey Hey! Happy birthday! :)
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Anyway today you've reached the grand age of 22 which means, obviously, that it's time to start thinking about marriage, kids[...]

Anywho, enjoy your presents, booze, drugs, revelations, and evil dreams about pregnancy. Cheers!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kids

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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday, Nameless! May it be GMD free. :>
hi embracing. yes i play ff14 now.
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