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How does one go about taking over the world?

Creator: MrCuddowls July 24, 2013 7:33pm
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See? My masterplan works already. Get ready for Aadin Bietler.

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actually to me this is very simple. however I would rather not share my extremely efficient/effective method for becoming ruler of the world...don't want anyone getting ideas...but I am sure you could figure it out given my name.

^ i don't acknowledge bieber talk. because he makes me hate humanity more than i already do...which is an accomplishment in itself lol

The latter indicates a dislike of the human race, so my guess is that you'd create some mutating virus that will kill of the great majority of the human race, then provide people with a vaccine to get fame and acclaim, which later will serve to help greatly in taking a big leadership position.

ShiftyCake wrote:

you wrote your title wrong.
How can I go about taking over the world?*

No he didn't..
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Meiyjhe wrote:

Step 1. First of all, the dictator and the herald(s) will start spreading the news about you that is taking over the world by having "good" ideas by exterminating the "bad" race.

This right here alone will probably stop you dead in your tracks.
With our ability to share information today we'll likely never again see a leader succeed with that strategy again, against humans..

It might actually work if we encounter some alien race and if there is turmoil surrounding it though.
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It's funny how "Coup d'état" gets a whole new meaning if the world had only one ruler.
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Television. Jim Carey had the right idea.


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Few Steps
1. Get a hypnotist.
2. Get a programmer.
3. Tell the programmer & hypnotist to work together & program something to hypnotize people.
4. Profit ¿

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Searz wrote:

The latter indicates a dislike of the human race, so my guess is that you'd create some mutating virus that will kill of the great majority of the human race, then provide people with a vaccine to get fame and acclaim, which later will serve to help greatly in taking a big leadership position.


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Do the Inferno (Dan Brown book) But virus that doesn't sterilize people but kills them instead
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^ nice. might have to grab a copy. need a new book to read. going to be flying a bit in the next couple weeks.

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Having a lot of political power is the first step, for sure.
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