Bioalchemist wrote:
actually to me this is very simple. however I would rather not share my extremely efficient/effective method for becoming ruler of the world...don't want anyone getting ideas...but I am sure you could figure it out given my name.
Bioalchemist wrote:
^ i don't acknowledge bieber talk. because he makes me hate humanity more than i already do...which is an accomplishment in itself lol
The latter indicates a dislike of the human race, so my guess is that you'd create some mutating virus that will kill of the great majority of the human race, then provide people with a vaccine to get fame and acclaim, which later will serve to help greatly in taking a big leadership position.
ShiftyCake wrote:
you wrote your title wrong.
How can I go about taking over the world?*
No he didn't..
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Meiyjhe wrote:
Step 1. First of all, the dictator and the herald(s) will start spreading the news about you that is taking over the world by having "good" ideas by exterminating the "bad" race.
This right here alone will probably stop you dead in your tracks.
With our ability to share information today we'll likely never again see a leader succeed with that strategy again, against humans..
It might actually work if we encounter some alien race and if there is turmoil surrounding it though.
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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz wrote:
The latter indicates a dislike of the human race, so my guess is that you'd create some mutating virus that will kill of the great majority of the human race, then provide people with a vaccine to get fame and acclaim, which later will serve to help greatly in taking a big leadership position.
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