Vapora Dark wrote:
Pokemon pony anime autist, how can I be like you?
How could possibily a SKT Vapora Dork like you get even better?
I can't give Tosh any more REP, UGH!
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Lady Amelyne wrote:
Of all the razor blades you cut yourself with, which one is your favorite?
rofl. +1.
I have no questions. I am just glad you have accepted the truth. that you are indeed a worthless sack of monkey ****. proud of you tosh. proud of you.

Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
GrandmasterD wrote:
Favourite emo anime character to masturbate to?
Vaan99 wrote:
I have no questions for you, just wanted to remind you that Homura-chan is best grill, so stop with this heresy involving unimportant characters from animes.

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Magnets, how do they work?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How do I get ripped like you? Does it involve lifting weights? 'Cuz I hate lifting weights. Lifting weights is like work, and I hate work.
Toshabi gets buff by exercising his finger muscles off of worthless, wimpy losers on the internet. I get my best workouts from WIMPS LIKE YOU!