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OleDirtyDirty
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FalseoGod wrote:
What do you know about Portugal (no googlerino plis)? Can you locate Egypt in a map of the Asiatic Continent?
Only thing I know about Portugal is that it's in Spain. Portugal likes Football(Soccer, as we call it here in America.
Egypt is in the African Continent. Beside Libya. That's about all I know about that too.
How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals?
Favourite position during said sex?
Favourite position during said sex?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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Searz wrote:
How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals?
Favourite position during said sex?
Gotta keep a good rotation going. Monday-Cow, Tuesday-Sheep, Wednesday-Horse, Thursday(often tricky)-Chicken, Friday-Goat, Saturday-Pig, Sunday-Day Off, Then repeat.
Searz, if you can think of one than one position, you're more creative than I.
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