I am from Alabama. AMA.

[quote=OleDirtyDirty]Because everyone really wants to know if the stereotypes are true. Even my sister, and cousin, and my barn yard animals.[/quote]

[quote=Janitsu]how does the so called "freedom" thing taste in good ole murika?[/quote]

[quote=OleDirtyDirty][quote=Janitsu] how does the so called "freedom" thing taste in good ole murika? [/quote] They ain't taking my guns away. 'Murica As long as I have the "freedom" to walk on my back porch and take a piss on the lawn, "freedom" tastes wonderful.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]What do you know about Portugal (no googlerino plis)? Can you locate Egypt in a map of the Asiatic Continent?[/quote]

[quote=OleDirtyDirty][quote=FalseoGod] What do you know about Portugal (no googlerino plis)? Can you locate Egypt in a map of the Asiatic Continent? [/quote] Only thing I know about Portugal is that it's in Spain. Portugal likes Football(Soccer, as we call it here in America. Egypt is in the African Continent. Beside Libya. That's about all I know about that too.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals? Favourite position during said sex?[/quote]

[quote=OleDirtyDirty][quote=Searz] How often do you have sex with your barnyard animals? Favourite position during said sex? [/quote] Gotta keep a good rotation going. Monday-Cow, Tuesday-Sheep, Wednesday-Horse, Thursday(often tricky)-Chicken, Friday-Goat, Saturday-Pig, Sunday-Day Off, Then repeat. Searz, if you can think of one than one position, you're more creative than I.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]I guess I am a pretty creative person.[/quote]