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League Pick Up Lines

Creator: Ninja Trigger May 2, 2015 1:44pm
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Why the **** are there League references in these things, I mean who are you trying to pick up?
Phreak?
You literally just have to offer to promote people a few tiers and they'll be crawling all over you.
And if not there's always that classic "Bronze in the streets, challenger in the sheets."

I can't vouch for how effective this is because I'm a hermit at this point. Ask Slappiz.

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Are you Ashe? Because you stunned me from afar...

Are you Janna? Because you look like you would leave me breathless for 2,95 a minute!

DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask

Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.

Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs

Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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No time for this, gotta play League.

Thanks The_Nameless_Bard for the sig!
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@Ninja Trigger

If you're gonna use those pick up lines, you have to expect this if you're hitting with a girl who doesn't know anything at all about LoL:

But I'm sure those pick up lines gonna work!
Thanks to Ninja Trigger for the sig!

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"Aye Grill ( Ezreal), If you show me your Gems, I'll show you my Gems ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Taric
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Rukt wrote:
"Aye Grill ( Ezreal), If you show me your Gems, I'll show you my Gems ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Taric


That's sounds so inappropriate in so many ways... =.=
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Thanks to Aquilegia for this sig!
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IceCreamy wrote:
Are you Ashe? Because you stunned me from afar...

Are you Ashe? Because damn, dat ashe.

Come on, that was an obvious Ashe line!
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Are you Ashe? 'cause damn that Ashe is stunning.
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Are you Ashe? 'cause damn that Ashe is stunning.


You can't use the punchline as the setup. That's just ****ty joke writing. T.T

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