League Pick Up LinesCreator: Ninja Trigger May 2, 2015 1:44pm
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Too hot to be icecream.
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
Thanks to jhoijhoi for the sig! (Tekken!)
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You literally just have to offer to promote people a few tiers and they'll be crawling all over you.
And if not there's always that classic "Bronze in the streets, challenger in the sheets."
I can't vouch for how effective this is because I'm a hermit at this point. Ask Slappiz.