Really cuz I thought the point was to pick people up, in which case you're better off going with this baby:
Luther3000 wrote:
'When I first met you, it was like playing mid against Ahri with no magic resist'
Guaranteed to pick up all LoL chicks within a five mile radius. As an optional follow up:
'I couldn't dodge your charms, you took me from 100 to 0 and my heart stopped beating'
Guaranteed to pick up all LoL chicks within a five mile radius. As an optional follow up:
'I couldn't dodge your charms, you took me from 100 to 0 and my heart stopped beating'
Quoted:
Really cuz I thought the point was to pick people up
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
The point is that I think pick-up lines are dumb and creepy and I'd rather someone just walked over and said "hi". :P
Ok
Basically MOBAFire.
If you use any of these pick up lines, even if you are a LoL nerd, you're going to get hit.
These are all stupid and you should feel stupid for even engaging in these
Doesnt matter if they're creepy or not cause they're all stupid anyways. Now get back to making stupid *** pick up lines or else imma ban you from Braum's ice cream parlore by writing them a very bad email about you.
These are all stupid and you should feel stupid for even engaging in these
Doesnt matter if they're creepy or not cause they're all stupid anyways. Now get back to making stupid *** pick up lines or else imma ban you from Braum's ice cream parlore by writing them a very bad email about you.
Oh, the point is to do something creepy? I can do something creepy:
"Hello, I just saw you and you made my rod needlessly large. I was wondering if I can go into your Event Horizon? I will Impale it until you hear the sounds of Requiem. You can walk away now, but it has no point, I can always follow you, I will always follow you, because my name is Mundo and I go where I please"
EDIT: Oeh oeh another one:
"Hey, my name is Urgot. I have to apologise, I think my Noxian Corrosive Charge just fell on you and now I cannot stop hitting on you. Mind making my job easier for me?"
"Hello, I just saw you and you made my rod needlessly large. I was wondering if I can go into your
Event Horizon? I will Impale it until you hear the sounds of Requiem. You can walk away now, but it has no point, I can always follow you, I will always follow you, because my name is Mundo and I go where I please"EDIT: Oeh oeh another one:
"Hey, my name is Urgot. I have to apologise, I think my
Noxian Corrosive Charge just fell on you and now I cannot stop hitting on you. Mind making my job easier for me?"
Change is gooooood
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