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Creator: caucheka May 20, 2011 12:36am
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But even if it did, I'm more than happy to spend eternity in heaven.


Wouldn't that be super boring?
There's no hunger or thirst in heaven. And honestly, that sucks completely. I love when I get to drink an ice tea when I'm thirsty or having a good meal when I get home hungry. One thing is to have plenty of food for everyone, but in heaven our bodies are perfect and do not feel hunger or thirst.

Now, it would all be fine if we could eat and drink even if we weren't hungry or thirsty, but that's called gluttony and it's one of the 7 deadly sins. So, no hunger or thirst in heaven + no gluttony = no food or drinks. And honestly, how can someone live without drinking? I need alcohol to live, having me spend eternity without drinking sucks.

Wrath is also a sin, so my guess is no fighting and no flame wars either. Yep, no fighting in heaven. Awesome, everyone's happy. No, wait. I like to fight.. WTF? Why would someone take that away from me?
But it's ok, as long as I can have a pretty girl by my side. Of course, no one can get pregnant in heaven.. and sex without pregnance = lust. Lust is also one of the deadly sins. Awesome, no sex or porn in heaven.

So, yeah, we can't do **** in heaven. It is the absolute peak of absolute boredom. I have to choose between eternal pain in hell or eternal boredom in heaven. Toss a coin, you're fcked either way.

This is why I do not believe in heaven. Actually, it's not just that I don't believe in it, I really hope it does not exist.



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That is fcking awesome >.<
Too bad here in Portugal not many people believe that the rapture is coming. I'm sure I could make some extra cash.
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Well the problem with heaven ( and hell)

Is that it lasts for an eternity...

And the funny thing is that god gave uss free will right? But only in life, in the after life we won't really have free will, and when you compare eternity to lets say 80 years? 80 years seems like a kina short time of free will
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I'm super serial, catholics believe Jesus transformed the bread and wine to his blood and flesh while the apostels were eating it. Despite this claim, this is not regarded as cannibalism because Jesus is a divine person. So they called it communion instead. But seeing as how we are all God's children and what we do to others we literally do unto Jesus- everything makes sense, forever.
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Alahric wrote:

I'm super serial, catholics believe Jesus transformed the bread and wine to his blood and flesh while the apostels were eating it. Despite this claim, this is not regarded as cannibalism because Jesus is a divine person. So they called it communion instead. But seeing as how we are all God's children and what we do to others we literally do unto Jesus- everything makes sence, forever.

Just did not turn it into his flesh. He shared his bread and wine saying it was his flesh and blood. It means that since they shared his flesh and blood they'll also share the pain. So when Jesus gets crucified it was not only him who was sacrificed, but everyone else as well.
There is no mention of him turning the bread and wine into his flesh and blood. I don't know where you read or heard but it was certainly not from the Holy Bible. He just said it was, he did not transform it. They still ate bread and drank wine, blessed by Jesus.
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HOLY ****! THE SKY IS GETTING DARK.... Oh wait... that's just the normal weather here.
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Lol, so I'm on vent with Six and Bryant and we're talking about Rupture. So technically, Australia has already been through rupture, and I on the west coast is next to go through it.

So what if I cross over the time line right as rupture was coming, and enter Australia. It's like I never lived the day of May 21th. It's like juking God.
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lol that just means you won't go to heaven even if you deserve it
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NONONONO, I LOVE THIS IDEA.

To decide if we pass rupture.....


We must beat God in a game of League of Legends.

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Xaioli wrote:

To decide if we pass rupture....

LOL GOD IS CHO'GATH
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Canoas wrote:



Wouldn't that be super boring?
There's no hunger or thirst in heaven. And honestly, that sucks completely. I love when I get to drink an ice tea when I'm thirsty or having a good meal when I get home hungry. One thing is to have plenty of food for everyone, but in heaven our bodies are perfect and do not feel hunger or thirst.

Now, it would all be fine if we could eat and drink even if we weren't hungry or thirsty, but that's called gluttony and it's one of the 7 deadly sins. So, no hunger or thirst in heaven + no gluttony = no food or drinks. And honestly, how can someone live without drinking? I need alcohol to live, having me spend eternity without drinking sucks.

Wrath is also a sin, so my guess is no fighting and no flame wars either. Yep, no fighting in heaven. Awesome, everyone's happy. No, wait. I like to fight.. WTF? Why would someone take that away from me?
But it's ok, as long as I can have a pretty girl by my side. Of course, no one can get pregnant in heaven.. and sex without pregnance = lust. Lust is also one of the deadly sins. Awesome, no sex or porn in heaven.

So, yeah, we can't do **** in heaven. It is the absolute peak of absolute boredom. I have to choose between eternal pain in hell or eternal boredom in heaven. Toss a coin, you're fcked either way.

This is why I do not believe in heaven. Actually, it's not just that I don't believe in it, I really hope it does not exist.



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That is fcking awesome >.<
Too bad here in Portugal not many people believe that the rapture is coming. I'm sure I could make some extra cash.

You make very good points. +rep
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