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MobaFire Tavern

Creator: jhoijhoi September 25, 2011 3:16am
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"Wake up, you wannabe guards of a second class buisnessman!"
Werepirelord claps a few times to awaken the last of the guards from their artificial sleep.

"Whre are w..you're that Merchant who is threatening our fine sire!"

"Ts ts ts, I'm the one asking questions here. Ah, I presume you're the one they call Erdar. Funny. I'm guessing you're going to be loyal until you subccomb to death, so I won't bother asking you for information."

"You are damn right! And so is everyone else in this squad!"

"Alright, well, my quarrel is not with you, but I cannot allow anything to go the wrong way here, so I reckon you will have to (laughs) take a small break."

Just as Werepirelord tries to put the squad back to sleep the door to the small hut breaks in and squad 2 and 6 enter the room.

"That's the best you can do?", he shouts, unsatisfied of how things went down. Just as he has around 20 ballistics pointed at him, he quickly throws a small device onto the ground which creates a gigiantic stuffy purple cloud. Caring more for saving their fellows than capturing him, he manages to slip out in the confusion which ensures.

"I agree that things could've gone better, but I'd like to keep you a surprise until it's really nececarry."


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xIchi wrote:

Pretending to not know anything Ichi said: ,,Uhm, I'm sorry. But I think you are mistaking me. I am the daugther of a family of merchants and I will inherit my parents shop in the city. But before that they wanted me to live the life of a traveling merchant to get a better understanding of the screne.
But right now I am lost without anything on me, as you can see. My merchandise and most of my money was stolen at the tavern down the road. So I was wondering if you can let me stay for a night or two here?''

Trying to look innocent was hard and Ichi thought that she looked rather emotionless than innocent, but as it seems now, the situation has to turn now or she would be on the run and fail her task.

"Now is not a good time sweetiepie, I'd suggest you turn back" Banana replied.
"Ser, squad 2 and 6 are down" Charles warned
"Well, it's time for a drink, screw it" Banana dropped his hammer and went to the tavern.
"But ser, your mansion!"
"Meh, you defend the household Charles"

Charles grabbed the hammer with high doubt while Banana continued to walk away. The mangirl just stood there speechless confused by what just happened.
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"make that 2 drinks, hell, let's make it a dozen shouldn't we?" was heard from the slumby corner of the tavern, pølse had got up from his chair and yelled i out loud because the word drink was spoken.
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Banana bursted the tavern doors open and yelled: "Give me bananajuice!"
"We don't serve that here" the bartender replied.
Banana went to sat down at the bar and put his head on the table.
"Give me some water then please" Banana mumbled.

"Rough day?"
"Yup"
"I can give you a beer on the house if you want"
Banana lifted his head from the table.
"Could you give me 330ml of pure ethanol instead"
"That sounds kind of deadly"
"For humans yes, but I am a banana so its k"
"Alright, but if you die, I wont be at your funeral"
"If I die, people will make a cocktail out of me anyway, might as well put some alcohol in my body"
The bartender laughed.

"You are a good guy mister bartender, could you perhaps do me one more favor" Banana sighed
"What might that be?"
"When a person comes in looking for me to get some kind of key for let's say, a diamond vault or something, tell them that I told you that I went to Antarctica"
The bartender smiled and said: "You think they will fall for that?"
"There is only one way to find out", Banana stood up, "And thank you, mister Bart"
"Just because I am a bartender doesn't mean my name is Bart"
"Well from now on it is"
Banana puts on a mask and wanted to sit in a corner. Boy there are a lot of corners. He picked one and tried to hide himself while drinking a glass of ethanol.
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Meanwhile, Ichi was still standing on the doormat, together with Charles.
This is all too strange, and she felt insanely out of place, but this was another chance to get in.
,,So, your name is Charles? Then, would you kindly let me stay for abit?" Ichi said while fidgeting on her coat.

Charles seemed like a reasonable person, who wouldn't let anyone die of cold outside. Ichi waited, he just stood there looking after his master making a grumpy face.
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Lapping her milk, DKitten eyed the exchange between the girl who brought in the singing machine and the "bard" amusedly, seeing the bard's warm emerald eyes focus on the dirty girl as she attempted to talk the girl out of making a fool of herself.

While DKitten could sing, she would probably have rotten food thrown at her for trying. Cat serenades do not sound like human ones.

She also heard some poor sap singing to himself in a corner, though the rest of the noise in the tavern was indiscernible without her actually focusing on the conversations.
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Jack Rubino(previously disguised as Eikichi Onizuka, but now in normal form) again entered the bar and checked various corners to sit down to, when he found a banana drinking a glass of ethanol, and told him:

"U mad, u cant make such a bridge all over the jungle biome. Im too lazy, and what if mobs spawn above it? u really mad. No way to do dis way. But somehow i must reach dat sky island over the jungle. i may mine some adamantium or whatever of hardcore mode to get such a stronk gear to get over it. and i need a hero broken sword to make a moar powerfull sword. Anyway, could i join u in whatever u r doin'?im bored."

And, after that, he sat near banana in one of the corners
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"Shhhh, I am in disguise", Banana said, "how did you find me anyway?"
Jack used his evil looking powers. Banana sighed, and then remembered; "Weren't you looking for sex? There is a girl outside of my mansion, she is probably chatting with Charles right now."
Jack kept staring.
"STOP IT! Here is my money, now go bother that girl! And tell Charles to get back to work!"

Banana threw his mask away and grabbed a new one. "Now don't tell anyone where I am"
And Banana walked to another corner and sat silently reading the Mobafire Times.
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Jack had no reason to tell anyone where he was. but he sat near that "masked guy" again and looked into his eyses.

"but but but but... i luv u."
"It's gonna be legen… wait for it… dary!"
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Nameless looked slightly dumbfounded as Devdevil left her standing alone, but quickly regained her composure. She set the microphones down to sing, easily filling the entire room with her voice. The song was in a language that most of the patrons didn't understand, but its sadness was strangely obvious and her voice was clear and sweet.

When she was finished she quickly sat down and pulled her hood up to hide her face.

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