"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I don't know whether this game is from heaven or hell...either way...
SCREW MOBAFIRE COME FORTH NYANFIRE!
(jk but srsly this game is like crack...can't...stop...)
SCREW MOBAFIRE COME FORTH NYANFIRE!
(jk but srsly this game is like crack...can't...stop...)
I got like 55000 or so points before deciding to give up.
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
^lol epic dance moves

Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
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And here's a few vids I thought were kinda worth linking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCs-0RGHFU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smN6sEImkug&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xSXXM79TE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANzn6h2xHcA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIbGKbEbtI&feature=watch_response
I hope none of this has been mentioned yet, sorry if it has :3