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[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Canoas] [quote=Mooninites]how many people do you know joke about WW2[/quote] Those were really popular when I was growing up. During a cold winter.. Hitler: Jews, today we'll make sure you stay very warm! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, turn on the ovens. Hitler: Jews, whoever beats Hans in a race gets to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, start the car. Hitler: Jews, from now on there'll be no more gas ovens! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, bring the microwaves. Hitler: Jews, today half of you get to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, go get the chainsaw. (bolicao is like sweet bread with chocolate cream on the inside and usually has a card/sticker/etc for children) Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the first row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the second row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *one jew raises his hand* Hitler: Give me the card before I get pissed off. Thanks for reminding me of these jokes though.. too bad there were a lot more that I've forgotten. [/quote] You forgot to replace 'the' by 'zhe' to emphasise zhe cool german accent.[/quote]

[quote=Yukimaru][quote=Canoas] [quote=Mooninites]how many people do you know joke about WW2[/quote] Those were really popular when I was growing up. During a cold winter.. Hitler: Jews, today we'll make sure you stay very warm! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, turn on the ovens. Hitler: Jews, whoever beats Hans in a race gets to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, start the car. Hitler: Jews, from now on there'll be no more gas ovens! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, bring the microwaves. Hitler: Jews, today half of you get to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, go get the chainsaw. (bolicao is like sweet bread with chocolate cream on the inside and usually has a card/sticker/etc for children) Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the first row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the second row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *one jew raises his hand* Hitler: Give me the card before I get pissed off. Thanks for reminding me of these jokes though.. too bad there were a lot more that I've forgotten. [/quote] Im german and i smirked, am i a racist now =[?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Yukimaru] [quote=Canoas] [quote=Mooninites]how many people do you know joke about WW2[/quote] Those were really popular when I was growing up. During a cold winter.. Hitler: Jews, today we'll make sure you stay very warm! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, turn on the ovens. Hitler: Jews, whoever beats Hans in a race gets to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, start the car. Hitler: Jews, from now on there'll be no more gas ovens! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, bring the microwaves. Hitler: Jews, today half of you get to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, go get the chainsaw. (bolicao is like sweet bread with chocolate cream on the inside and usually has a card/sticker/etc for children) Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the first row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the second row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *one jew raises his hand* Hitler: Give me the card before I get pissed off. Thanks for reminding me of these jokes though.. too bad there were a lot more that I've forgotten. [/quote] Im german and i smirked, am i a racist now =[? [/quote] HOW INSENSITIVE OF YOU YUKI! IMMA WRITE A THREAD ABOUT HOW INSENSITIVE YOU ARE BEING AND IMMA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD GUY EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!![/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]guys can we all just please hope that the parents of the children at least kept the receipts of the christmas presents they bought and move on?[/quote]

[quote=Canoas][quote=DillButt64]guys can we all just please hope that the parents of the children at least kept the receipts of the christmas presents they bought and move on?[/quote] poor parents.. wasting all that money for nothing. Also, on the bright side, the kids never found out santa isn't real.[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]Just remembered one more: Hitler: Jews, today you'll have pork for dinner! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Shut up you pigs. (now that I think about it, jews shouldn't be happy about eating pork) And.. Hitler: Jews, today you'll all meet your families! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: In the gas chambers.[/quote]

[quote=SkullzX][quote=Toshabi] [quote=Yukimaru] [quote=Canoas] [quote=Mooninites]how many people do you know joke about WW2[/quote] Those were really popular when I was growing up. During a cold winter.. Hitler: Jews, today we'll make sure you stay very warm! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, turn on the ovens. Hitler: Jews, whoever beats Hans in a race gets to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, start the car. Hitler: Jews, from now on there'll be no more gas ovens! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, bring the microwaves. Hitler: Jews, today half of you get to go home! Jews: hurray! *clap**clap* Hitler: Hans, go get the chainsaw. (bolicao is like sweet bread with chocolate cream on the inside and usually has a card/sticker/etc for children) Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the first row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *no one answers* Hitler: Hans! Kill the second row! *ratatatatattatatatata* Hitler: WHO ATE MY BOLICAO?!?!? *one jew raises his hand* Hitler: Give me the card before I get pissed off. Thanks for reminding me of these jokes though.. too bad there were a lot more that I've forgotten. [/quote] Im german and i smirked, am i a racist now =[? [/quote] HOW INSENSITIVE OF YOU YUKI! IMMA WRITE A THREAD ABOUT HOW INSENSITIVE YOU ARE BEING AND IMMA MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BAD GUY EVEN THOUGH YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! GRAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! [/quote] WOW THATS INSENSITIVE I SHOULD WRITE A THREAD ABOUT HOW INSENSITIVE YOU ARE BEING TO YUKI WOW THIS IS JUST WRONG! YOU SERIOUSLY SHOULD CONSIDER DIEING IN A FIRE FOR BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!(3 ! to show how mad I am!)[/quote]

[quote=Anastasios][quote=SkullzX] WOW THATS INSENSITIVE I SHOULD WRITE A THREAD ABOUT HOW INSENSITIVE YOU ARE BEING TO YUKI WOW THIS IS JUST WRONG! YOU SERIOUSLY SHOULD CONSIDER DIEING IN A FIRE FOR BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!(3 ! to show how mad I am!) [/quote] WOW THAT'S INSENSITIVE RANDOM GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW DIED IN A FIRE IMMA MAKE A THREAD ABOUT HOW INSENSITIVE YOU ARE AND I HOPE YOU GET MAULED BY A BEAR YOU SICK FUCK!!one!1!!eleven!1[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]relevant [img=http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/which-dead-kids-cartoon.jpg][/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Canoas] relevant [img=http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/which-dead-kids-cartoon.jpg] [/quote] XD It's funny cuz it's true.[/quote]