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Wintermond
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BRomacia
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
TheJohn
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SPACE SPACE SPACE SPAAACEEEE.
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
Rudmed
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Canada?
In my eyes there is only justice
Thank you Xiaowiriamujhoijhoi JEFFY40HANDS JakofSpaydes
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Wintermond wrote:
Planet of the Apes.
Saw it last night. Was awesome.
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♡ sig unintentional collab with Jovy and me ♡
♡ sig unintentional collab with Jovy and me ♡
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I was talking to a friend today and he said:
He - John, you got a problem
Me - ?
He - Yeah. You're not brazilian
Me - Thank God. Why you think so?
He - Everyone calls you John and not João. You dont laugh like "uhauhauhauhauh", you say only "lol". You rarely offend people and even when playing with brazilian friends, you only write things in english. And the most important is that you follow rules (brazilians always try to get advantage).
Me - Thats true. So what I am?
He - Well, maybe scientists brought a brain from London and they chose you.
Me - Makes sense.
OK, after reading the dialogue, answer the question: Where am I from? (just like school, read and answer)