Hey friends.

It's the time of the year when I have too much time on my hands and I got baited into playing Pokemon. I have only watched the season of Pokemon where Ash abandoned butterfly and was being gobbed by bird pokemons until Pikachu saved his *** in first episode. Also had Brock n' stuff as follower and Pikachu felt kinda relevant.

Jumping in the game with very little knowledge, only tried a Pokemon game once before and I quit very soon after I realized I couldn't save my progress. Issue should be fixed now so let's see where I get with this game.

The glorious beginning - Day 1

I decided to call me main character "lil gob"

and my rival pewDpie

I start my adventure by getting scammed right off the bat after playing for like 1 minute. Ash's nan gobbed me by saying "professor guy is next door, go get him" but the boy next door was my rival.

Professor wasn't even in his own lobaratory so I'm already pretty tilted, not gonna lie. I got stuff solved after running in circles. I chose Squirtle as my first pokemon because I just happend to check his pokeball first and kinda went with it. pewDpie of course went with the obvious counter pick Bulbasaur, it's almost like my soloQ experience.

Ok, I died already. Open mid lane.


Maybe I'll end day 1 here and continue tomorrow. It's pretty late anyways. I'll keep editing this post but I'll post stuff like "Day 2 available" whenever I'm done playing for the day.

A new companion - Day 2

I have succesfully found my way to Viridian city where I was supposed to pick some stuff for the professor guy. I succesfully leveled my Squirtle to lvl 7 and learned Bubble. I kinda got lost in the town as I was wondering if it's worth to talk to any of the citizen but they're all more or less useless.



I'll show him balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I walk back to deliver Oak's parcel and get bullied.


After leaving Oak's place I head on to catch myself a Pidgey because they cool af but I have to murder 3 mouse ****ters to have my first encounter with Pidgey but I kinda died in the process because I had like 5 hp so I thought I can attack once more but then the Pidgey critical hit me...



WTF AND THE BIRD STOLE 64 bucks??? Smooth criminals these Pidgeys... that's why I want one. 10 mouse pokemons later I finally found another Pidgey and I succesfully caught it.



I talk to an old man in Viridian city out of curiousity and he shows me how to catch pokemon but I never asked for anything. Talking to other citizens = confirmed bait and not worth it. I head towards Viridian Forest.

SO MANY QUESTIONS ATM THIS GAME IS RIGGED


>Enemy same leveled Pidgey gets to attack first
>Enemy Pidgey critical hits me for 10 damage
>My Pidgey attacks and misses

I decided to catch that Pidgey and abandon mine because obviously my Pidgey fell off the tree too many times or something.

This game is after me... First encounter in Viridian Forest and it's an ebola bug unicorn that poisons me after it's first attack so now my Squirtle died to the poison and I have to go back again.


I'll train Squirtle and Pidgey to like level 10 and continue playing more this evening.

Helix and Dome fossil - Day 2 part 2

After training my Squirtle and Pidgey to level 10, I went off and challenged the first gym champion - Brock. I destroyed his *** with Squirtle who happend to learn Water Gun right before going against Onyx.


After being invaded by about 10 bug catchers, this happend. PogChamp.



I have no idea what cave this is but I'm lost and the army of Zubats and Geodudes keep pounding me. Only good benefit is the experience they give so both of my pokemons are level 18 now. Also;



Oh and I found Moon Stone which is important item or something. It was hyped in a museum in Viridian city. I met an awesome looking crab which I wanted to catch but I one shot him accidently and decided to leave it be. At the moment I'm battling team rocket idiots while still being stuck inside this ebola cave. Send help and rescue teams, not sure how long my food supplies will last.

I stumbled upon 2 fossils, Helix and Dome. I have no idea what to do with them so I just picked Dome fossil, probably picked the worse one. After this I finally found my way out of the cave, god bless. I'll continue from here tomorrow.

Water Gym - Day 3

I head towards the water gym after leaving the cave. On the way Wartortle learned Mega Punch. tl;dr of the battle with Misty is this



I hate it when certain ability deals like 8 damage and you're there with 15 hp thinking "ok I got this" but then the enemy Pokemon critical hits you... that's what happend here. I beat her right after though.

After beating Misty, pewdiepie challenged me to a duel and I gobbed him good.



On my way to next city. Apparently I need the move "cut" so I caught a slave pokemon whom I will use to cut down the trees. Also I want to catch the pink mouse unicorn pokemon. It looks cool.



Also caught this guy in route 11



Probably playing more later today.

Hunt for pink mouse unicorn - Day 3

Starting the day off by purging everyone in S.S Anne and learning CUT. Wouldn't bother if my Drowzee didn't need leveling up but he one or two shots everyone for decent amount of xp so might as well. While leveling him, this happend:


I achieved my goal for today:


Slave pokemon doing some work there. On my search for this, I got something called old ember from a suspicious looking house next to a museum. I'm calling it a day as I only wanted to catch that pokemon.

The most ebola gym ever - Day 4

Swer on me nan's cookie jar, electricity gym is the most ebola gym out there. I have wind + water pokemon and they do no damage but take half hp from 1 ability. My experience with the gym so far:



After beating 3 slaves at the gym, someone decided that a minigame was absolutely necessary to make the gym unique so I've been stuck here for quite some time trying to solve it. Basically there's some kind of switches hidden in these trash cans but they keep resetting so I'm supposed to find the 2 switches with 2 attempts or they reset. Send help...



Ok I finally figured it out and got to the leader whom I killed thanks to a lvl 6 Nidoran whose poison was about the only ability doing damage to it.

I headed to my next location and beat about 10 engineers and eventually found this:



wtf am I supposed to do about that???

Stuck in a cave - Day 5

I found my way to the correct route to the next city. I beat dozens of trainers again to level up my pink unicorn and Drowzee.



After beating the trainers I found myself in yet another cave and I don't have something called flash so I'm trying to navigate my way out without seeing anything. Atm I'm stuck at the middle of it without seeing any sign of exit or the entrace where I came in. Send help.

OK I've been here for 2 days but I finally made it out. Short update again but this cave was too ebola. I just quit playing right after I made it out.

Jackpot in casino - Day 6

I get instantly scouted by bullies outside the cave who challenge me to pokemon battles. I evolved the pink unicorn mouse pokemon into something that looks really ebola. I didn't ask for this.



I find my way to Celadon city after beating tons of fishers and other clown trainers. I met fire type pokemon and I feel like fire type would be nice so I decided to catch one. The first idiot used rawr or something to escape so I camped the spot until I finally caught one:



In Celadon city I found a casino. I thought it'd be waste of time but I got 50 coins for free so I decided to play them when this happend:



There's a store next to the casino that sells both pokemon and abilities. I'm not sure if it's worth to get any of the pokemon or buy any of the tms as they would pretty much cost all of my monies but in the other hand, I don't really even need them as I got big stacks of everything.

Here's my full list of pokemon atm (+ Eevee I got from someone but Eevee looks weak).



I talked with some pokemon experts and learned that Nidorina guy can be evolved with moon stone which resulted to this:



I went and beat leaf gym's champion and team rocket's leader. On my way to Pokemon Tower now. Will continue from here later.

I'm the boss of this gym - Day 7

a bit larger update. I spent a whole day slaughtering team rocket clan and gained tons of cash and experience from there. I ended up buying Thunderbolt + Ice Beam for Nidoking as I only had basic moveset for him. Within the 20 or so battles, I evolved few of my pokemons.



tfw Blastoise's best move is Water Gun at lvl 37. After beating team rocket's boss, I get bullied by the old guy I saved from team rocket's claws so I kinda regret going through that torture.



I headed to the 2 gyms in the town. Fighting gym and Psychic gym. I wiped out both of them easily with just spamming Blastoise's Bite. I got leg pokemon from the fighting gym and some garbage tm from the other gym.

I head to kill Snorlax on my way to the next city which was called Fuchsia or something like that. Battle with Snorlax was the most ebola fight I've had so far. I go and beat Fuchsia town's gym leader right after arriving to the town. The gym was supposed to have poison type pokemons but instead I only faced ebola Drowzees.

Next up I headed towards Safari Zone which is probably the Pokemon equivalent to the ads that promise you free stuff like socks and then scam you with ebola small print contract. I met two headed bird in the Safari Zone which was the most controversial meeting so far.

I didn't know what I was supposed to do but before I knew it, I accidently threw a rock at the bird.


PETA! (I'm not sure what I expected to happen but this happend)


Didn't know if he could gob me but I didn't take my chances.


I also met weed pokemon whom I would have named 420 blaze it but the mushroom ran away from me.


At the moment I'm not sure where to go but I remember a Snorlax blocking my way on a fishing route so I'll head there next. I found surf + steel wing from Safari Zone so I guess it wasn't a wasted trip. I apparently also had found a old guy's lost teeth(???) and got tm strength as a thanks for returning them. Journey continues tomorrow maybe.

Elite four - Final day?

Since my last update I basically just went to the last gym which was full of ground/fight style of pokemon so I'm not sure which one it is but I guess that doesn't matter. At the gym I used rare candies and fire stone to evolve my Growlithe.



I also met rare pokemon or something that was really ebola to catch so I decided not to search for rest of the rare pokemons as I couldn't be arsed to go through that torture again.



After beating the gym, I completed ebola puzzle in a tunnel to get to the elite four. I'm going to go against the elite four with this team:



I replaced my slave Pokemon with Hitmonlee whom I leveled up at the cave. Now it's probably the dark horse of my team as it 1 hits everything that's weak to fighting type. I'll keep live update how I'm doing at the elite four. At the moment I have beaten first guy with only losing Hypno which was easy to revive back. My pokemon are somewhat underleveled so I might just gain levels before trying to beat all four champions.

I'll keep you guys updated as I progress.

My experience with the final four atm in 1 picture:




Second guy is much easier. Blastoise/Hypno 1 hit everything but I got cucked there. Just as I said that, the last six armed ebola pokemon killed 3 of my guys and I barely managed to win. Not sure if I'll win the third guy but I'll revive my ****ters and see how it goes.



Third guy down with the loss of only 1 pokemon, looking good.



Beat last guy surprisingly easily. Didn't suffer heavy losses and I could just revive 2 fainted pokemon but the problem is I have no supplies left so I need to beat the final boss:




We done did it bois.


Never had any doubts of beating this game. I'm a professional pokemon player after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cheers for reading through.