"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Yess - great job to both of you. The sigs look beautiful this year, and the forum awards were really well organized :)
If I helped you out, be sure to throw me a +Rep!
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Thanks for the sig, MissMaw!
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My Soraka Guide | My Review Service
Thanks for the sig, MissMaw!
Jimmydoggga 2.0 wrote:
If only moon was here to see this day come.
If only Moon wasn't one of the biggest jackasses on the site..
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
Searz wrote:
If only Moon wasn't one of the biggest jackasses on the site..
Mooninites wrote:
Do I get a Mobafire award for that too?
Oh woops, I read that wrong. I thought he said best *** on the site.
Oh well, I'm not going to do another one.
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A well deserved win.