☛ Choose your path (forum game) ☚

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[quote=Janitsu]You find a living, breathing, hot grill to have sex with. All this because you find soulless objects very appealing and you've watched so much yaoi that grills turn you on. You go to your grandparents house and masturbate to their grill. Then you proceed to... 1. Go to bed 2. Sleep at your grandparents house 3. Begin playing "League of Mobile™"[/quote]

[quote=emoriam][size=1]The story has turned into a mix of cruel violence in combination with sexual desires[/size] Sleep at your grandparents house You can hardly sleep since your grandma is watching some casual series on TV on maximum volume. With the course of the time you're getting more and more nervous and you decide to listen to music. You put on your headphones and listen to some random radio station. Suddenly, the guy on the news is talking about a maniac running around in your neighborhood. 1. You decide to kill the maniac as a compensation for your crimes 2. Your ignore the news report and try to sleep 3. You start playing LoL on your computer[/quote]

[quote=HiFromBuddha][sub][sub][sub]Not a bad thing[/sub][/sub][/sub] Naturally, your twisted sense of justice would require you to slay bitties on League of Legends to get those sweet sweet League Hunnies messages. You queue up for a ranked game, bottle of Mountain Dew in your hand. You see a naked man running down the streets, running with the widest paces he can possibly take. His run is more of a prance than a run. You feel as if you can almost hear his penis turkey slap against his thigh. You do your best to ignore it and lock in your favourite champion... 1. Draven 2. Drow Ranger 3. Batman 4. Just Kidding, you dodge the game instead and proceed to chase down the elusive Flap Man.[/quote]

[quote=TheSilverDust]You dodged the game and you chased down the elusive Flap Man. You're faster than him so you chase him down quickly. As you asked him why he's wearing his birthday suit, he explained to you why he's running like that. Suddenly, you heard the footsteps of several people running towards your direction. These people are chasing the Flap Man, they are: 1. Drag queens 2. Old trannies 3. Muscular gay men 4. B*tches[/quote]

[quote=mastrer1000]These people are chasing the Flap Man, they are old trannies. You decide that you are going to save them from a possibly having a horribly slow death and shoot everyone of them but one. Which one do you let alive? 1. The one in the wheelchair that looks like she is like 300 years old 2. The one that barely qualifies as old 3. The one with green skin. She is about twice as tall as the other ones and seems really angry.[/quote]

[quote=emoriam]You save the one that barely qualifies as old because he doesn't look that disgusting to you. He thanks you for saving him and shakes your hand again and again and again. After a brief moment of awkward silence he asks you whether you're interested in travelling time with him. 1. You accept the offer as you're a great fan of history 2. You decline the offer as you're afraid of getting stuck in the past 3. You wait until he shows you the time machine, jostle him to the side and do the trip on your own[/quote]

[quote=Meiyjhe]You decline the offer because you traveled time before it was cool. You slap the man in the face and tell him "ain't nobody got time for that". The Flapman looks at you in a disturbed manner. You 1. Moon him 2. Tongue him 3. Fist him 4. Kig him 5. Pat him[/quote]

[quote=emoriam]You pat him. He is offended and turns around. As he is about to leave you put your hands on his shoulders and whisper in his ear: "I'm literally the craziest guy this world has ever seen. Sometimes I feel like killing dozens of people for no reason and sometimes I feel like drinking Mountain Dew for no reason." You threaten him as you suddenly change your mind about the idea with the time machine. You push him away and take a seat in the time machine which apparently looks like the one from Dr. Who. 1. You travel back to 1944 2. You travel back to 1492 3. You travel back to 117 4. You travel back to 10.000 BC[/quote]

[quote=utopus]You turn the knob on the dial back to 1944. You're hit with a sudden smack as you lose consciousness. You leave your machine to find yourself in a crater. You look in the distance and see the outskirts of London, England in flames. It appears that in the chaos of the german air raid, your machine was damaged by a shell and is inoperable until you find some materials to repair your machine. You gather what remains from the wreckage to find yourself with a cellphone, 40$ USD, some string, a subway Hoagie, and Swiss Army Knife. You can see the sunrise in the distance and reckon that you can get to the city an hour before city shops start opening. What do you do? 1. Instagram a selfie with Winston Churchill 2. Enlist in the British Royal Army to gather funds 3. Loot some shops that were attacked by the shelling. 4. Grab a beer at the Silver Cross Tavern[/quote]