I've lately been very attracted to PsiGuard and have finally decided to express my feelings towards him.

Here lies my first attempt at winning him over :

[9:26] : I just saqw the best upsexy ever
saw*
now you answer "what's upsexy"
[9:27] PsiGuard: what's updumbass
[9:27] Kefka Palazzo: rip
I tried
[9:29] PsiGuard: http://booksofamber.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/there-was-an-attempt.png
[9:30] Kefka Palazzo: can you fill in a quick survey for me? it's really important to me
[9:33] PsiGuard: is it the phone one
[9:33] Kefka Palazzo: ****
can I follow you home?
[9:35] PsiGuard: no
[9:36] Kefka Palazzo: but my parents told me to follow my dreams
[9:36] PsiGuard: ayy
[9:42] Kefka Palazzo: my name's kefka, just so you know what to scream tonight
[9:43] PsiGuard: no
[9:46] Kefka Palazzo: if I said I worked at fedex, would you let me handle your package?
[9:50] PsiGuard: what is with you guys
lol
[9:50] Kefka Palazzo: I've been waiting for you to be legal since you were little




Oh ****, looks like I have a rival (Ipodpulse)

[7:14] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: Hey Psi
[7:15] PsiGuard: what's up
[7:15] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause they're 100% off at my place
[7:15] PsiGuard: lol
[7:15] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: lol
Kefka was supposed to send you that but he sent t to Elite instead
[7:16] PsiGuard: lmao
[7:17] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: btw
I got this survey
can you fill it out?
http://i.imgur.com/DOV0lBC.jpg
[7:17] PsiGuard: you should plug in your phone
it's at 9%
[7:17] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: dammit
one of those people
[7:20] : [9:15] Kefka Palazzo: is pulse sexually harassing you? [9:17] PsiGuard: yeahit's ok thoI'll just tell him i have a boyfriend
y u do dis 2 me?
[7:20] PsiGuard: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
UGH
[7:21] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: GOD
U UGLY ANYWAYS
[7:21] PsiGuard: ikr :(
[7:21] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: haha
[7:28] : [9:26] : I just saqw the best upsexy eversaw*now you answer "what's upsexy"[9:27] PsiGuard: what's updumbass
Thanks for being our guinea pig
[7:29] PsiGuard: lol
[7:36] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: I'm writing a phonebook, can I get your number?
[7:37] PsiGuard: "I'm writing a phonebook" wtf
lmao
[7:40] 3 2 1 Lets Jam: Will you be my boyfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
[7:44] PsiGuard: no





I also tried Byrun (he's my second choice)


[9:06] Kefka Palazzo: hey elite
[9:07] Elite: sup
[9:07] Kefka Palazzo: did you buy your pants on sale? cause theyre 100% off at my place
[9:07] Elite: oh bby
my pants are on but there's seems to be a malfunction
somethings growing idk what it is
can u come help me
[9:09] Kefka Palazzo: of course
it's only micro when it's soft
do you have any raisins?
[9:10] Elite: no y
[9:11] Kefka Palazzo: how about a date?
[9:11] Elite: wat
[9:11] Kefka Palazzo: cause dates
are similar
to raisins
[9:12] Elite: r u trying to seduce me
[9:12] Kefka Palazzo: do you like bacon?
[9:12] Elite: yes
[9:12] Kefka Palazzo: wanna strip?
[9:17] : hey can you fill out a quick survey for me?
[9:17] Elite: what kind
[9:17] Kefka Palazzo: here
http://i.imgur.com/DOV0lBC.jpg
[9:18] Elite: r u bae
[9:18] Kefka Palazzo: yes
[9:35] : can I follow you home? cause my parents told me to follow my dreams
[9:46] : if I said I worked at fedex, would you let me handle your package?




Lugi budged the least QQ

[9:35] Kefka Palazzo: can I ask you a question?
[9:35] Lugignaf: sure
[9:35] Kefka Palazzo: did you buy your pants on sale? cause theyre 100% off at my place
[9:36] Lugignaf: :U
[9:46] Kefka Palazzo: if I said I worked at fedex, would you let me handle your package?
[9:47] Lugignaf: nty