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Welcome to another episode of "Keyboard Warriors!"




Today's guest is quite known for his Solo QQ threads, his constant discrimination of different age groups, and being as stubborn as our previous guest BBG. Everyone please welcome, Sirnikolai!

The thread seemed to be off to a good start, a "decent" league of legends player just wanted to show others his tactics at the game, potentially proving to people that he doesn't belong in Bronze, however, it only take a couple of posts to show the truth of this thread. Let's dive in and see what we can find.

Luther3000 wrote:


These predictions, does Mobafire have a hidden Madlife?

You started this thread with a blatant lie. :[


The post that starts everything off, though quite vague, we will have to see what sort of reaction we get from Sirnikolai.

Sirnikolai wrote:

"Decent" is average mind you & it's no where close to a lie. Btw I'm officially done with Ranked matches just too many smurf accounts destroying my team every time. Frustrating an 25yr old can't win a online ranked game as support. Can't these people just go back on their main account like holy hell no lives.


Slow down there Sirnikolai, it appears you have your skill levels off, here is a graph to help you understand true skill.



Good for you, Ranked can be quite troubling and I can guarantee that you will be a happier person and everyone not playing with you will be happier. I'm not too sure smurfs are the problem but that shouldn't cause an argument, right? RIGHT?!



Decent is not average. Average is average (Which you are not). Decent usually means "pretty good", which you are not. I'm not even "pretty good." People in platinum often aren't even "pretty good."

Next you have just as much chance of having a smurf on the enemy team as your own. This evens out, and they are not destroying all of your games.

Lastly, your age has nothing to do with your role, or why you win or lose. A better question is "Why isn't a 25 man out doing something better with his time instead of whining on a forum to people that think he's ******ed?"

Sidenote: Most "smurfs" in bronze really suck at the game. They only seem good because you and your team, the people feeding them, are bronze.


Solid statement from OTG and surprisingly truthful. The added "Why isn't a 25 man out doing something better with his time instead of whining on a forum to people that think he's ******ed?" was a nice touch as well. 10 points to Gryffindor.

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1v1 me top lane, I enjoy a free lane once in a while, I get home at 2:30 pm pst


I'm guessing stomping BBG was not enough?


Ding ding ding! You've hit the jackpot!

He's right. You don't get diamond or even platinum smurfs in bronze, and you probably won't even find that many gold smurfs in bronze either, especially bronze V.

And if you think I'm pulling statistics out of my arse, the placement and League system itself makes that incredibly difficult unless they are actually trying to lose. For one, people don't make smurfs to try and lose. If they were, they wouldn't be destroying you. Secondly, placement matches make it so getting placed into low bronze is incredibly difficult. You literally have to lose 10/10 of your first placement matches to get placed into your range of elo, and someone with even a gold caliber of skill probably won't get that low. And if they were, they would be out of there incredibly easily. Say they were placed there for some reason due to a terribly placement run or they were trying to lose, which like I said they aren't because they're beating you, then they would be out of there already or else they wouldn't be a smurf from a higher tier. They would be in your tier.

The most likely thing is that their silver tier smurfs that got placed low. For one, the gap between Silver and Bronze isn't even that big (Bronze V and Silver is though, but you imply that you should be higher than Bronze V, so the original case applies to you) and secondly, Silver is the tier that you yourself are trying to be among. The thing is, if you complain and say that these people are destroying you, then obviously you aren't at a level to be in a higher division yet, in which case, you just need to get better.

Not to mention the fact that I think you are way overestimating the amount of smurfs your against. Bronze is by nature a very volatile place in terms of snowballing. If someone gets a metric ****ton of kills, it's probably because your teammate made the first mistake, and they don't know how to play when behind, so they feed the one with the advantage more.

Think of what I'm trying to say like this. Say you have a coin. You flip it. There's a fifty fifty chance of it landing on either side. It lands on heads. Then your coin becomes a three sided dice (I know it's impossible, just theoretically), with two faces being heads and one being tails. You flip it. Naturally, heads has a much higher chance of winning, so it lands on that face and then you have a four sided dice with three faces being heads, on tails. This cycle keeps on continuing. To apply this to bronze, let's just say everyone in bronze pretty much has the same chance of getting the first kill and snowballing. The issue is, when it comes to getting the second kill, no one plays differently. They interact as if they were both still on a clean slate. Of course, the guy that won the first time has a higher chance of killing the other if you were playing by the same "odds", such as rolling the die that I was giving the example with. Since the guy who got the first kill has a higher chance of getting the second, when he does get the second, he has a much higher chance of winning the next interaction, and assuming he keeps on winning since he has the higher chance to, then that's how it keeps getting out of control. Late game comes, and the difference is different guys go at this one guy the same way the original guy was, as if you had the same amount of kills. From my experience, people don't play from behind in bronze, they play as if it's always an even playing field. That's pretty much my theory as to why your games always seem to get so out of hand with one guy getting the kill.

And finally, as harsh as this is, Bronze V isn't a decent level. I wouldn't go as extreme as OTG when he says platinum isn't "pretty good", but when you say decent, it certainly isn't average. Gold V is average, since that's where the highest concentration of people are. You're below that. Let's just say a kid is decent at going to school, as in commuting to school everyday. He gets there about 3 minutes late everyday. He's decent, he doesn't get there too late, he can still make first period, and we definitely won't say he's bad at getting to school because he doesn't miss anything important. Thing is, the majority of kids are good at going to school. They almost always rock up on time with some exceptions. IF the vast majority of people, the average people can rock up on time, and the "decent" kid always rocks up late, then obviously he isn't average, just like how you aren't.


/thread. It's over, everyone can leave now, Buddha won.

Sirnikolai wrote:
Lets face the facts the majority of my Ranked matches have been "Support". I'm following the masteries 0-9-21, you think a support like Nami can actually carry with a feed Azir i don't think so. It doesn't matter if I'm playing Jinx as my ADC, because in the end my support doesn't know how to ward @ all. I'm not going to babysit these players & stand by losing the majority of my games. " I need to farm" when 4 of us are trying to push "mid" against the other 5.

Wait until my smurf reaches your lv30 it will be a different story.


M8, the topic was smurfs. We've seen all your other crying threads, stop now.

Sirnikolai wrote:
I read it a bit until decent means **** in your view. Heck if I learn to JG first before support yes i would carrying them that's correct.
Let me spell it out for you all idc about smurfs anymore i use it for a different term now. smurfs=kids which are terrible players with no lives.
But i got work cya kids.


I would like to take a moment to congratulate Sirnikolai on confronting his hate of smurfs in the time span of 1 DAY!

FalseoGod wrote:
I'm 26, I have a job, a boyfriend and I'm Diamond 5, thus I fail to see your point when you bring your age and your job over and over.

Also, if you're actually decent you can carry out of bronze in any role, support included.

I'm not here to antagonize you or to say you're ****. I'm here to tell you to stop blaming your team mates, stop finding excuses and effectively start improving. Stop making little lists in your head of what you think you're doing wrong compared to what x guide says or x competitive player does, think what you've done wrong after you died/lost a trade/failed to save a team mate/failed to dodge a skillshot/failed to prevent a Dragon/Baron secure from your enemy team/etc. Think what you could've done better at the end of every victory or defeat.

It's really tiresome to read "omg team mate fed" as the only reason why you lost. Get more control over your actions; you have absolutely no power over other people's decisions anyway.


No way, another grown man that has a job and has an age of 20+, how are you not bronze, don't the feeders keep you down? In all seriousness, this is a great post to prove how wrong Sirnikolai is because this is practically his exact situation. He can't use excuses like that when there are countless others who also are like him and have escaped bronze..

I'm gonna follow that up with I've mained support since season 1, which was also the last and only time I've ever been in Bronze.

I know what it's like though, even so. I've been having friends, all of them higher ranked than I was by a fair margin, tell me I could do better than I have/am for literal years now, but because I play the same passive game over and over again nothing changes. I took that to mean my teammates were holding me back for at least a season, if not two. I've played to not lose for years now, but the only way to do anything is to play to win and I, now, struggle to change how I play even though I know I have to. I'm (nearly) 23 years old and I have a job, btw.


Oh snap, another person with a job and is over the age of 20. I thought you guys were one of a kind.

I just think this is funny. And a bit sad. This dude is mybloodisblack 2.0. Even that guy wasn't THIS dumb. He eventually quit his shenanigans and started engaging in more ore less decent conversations about his favorite champions and other things rather than continuing to cry about being **** at the game (But blaming everyone else). MBIB always admitted to having a mental issue which doesn't justify his behavior, but it at least makes us understand why he did it a bit better. Sirno here is just a big cry baby who has done literally nothing but cry since he arrived here, cried more when we called him out on it, and then immediately makes a new ******ed thread once he gets his locked.

But atleast he's not sending me angry messages calling me a kid anymore. Progress.


Oh good. I'm not the only one thinking this was another MBIB.



I'm sorry, but as nice of a guy as you are, coming up with some absolutely ridiculous and quite frankly laughable reason as opposed to actually owning up to saying some slightly ignorant things and just apologising is going to get glances from people.

And the fact that you still don't bother owning up to it, and say that you're being "judged" like some entitled teenage girl is further accentuating how pathetic this is. I think everyone here rolls their eyes when they see some girl on Instagram have "Haters are my motivators" in their bio. That's what you look like right now.

We're not unreasonable people. If you just own up to a mistake, especially over something as small as that, then the people here are going to forgive a little slip up. Right now though, you're digging yourself into a deeper hole.

EDIT: Lmao, you're really trying to sell your excuse by changing your avatar. Your respectability has just completely disappeared.


Slow down there Buddha, this thread is about Sirnikolai and I only do one Keyboard Warriors a day, let's save this for later.





I love this so much. 10/10

Sirnikolai wrote:

Wow this graph made me laugh so much.

It's about time you guys understand my anger towards online games. Now I hate losing like everyone else does here, i may say *** me wrong button or what not in a match, but my frustration is geared towards losing & i can see when it's not looking so good. When it's this critical 1 mistake by whoever means a lose in Ranked. We all make mistakes miss skill-shots and what not, we all are human after all, but i'm rarely toxic ingame, but in the community it would show because that's how deal with my frustration towards online games.

This maybe unrelated but another example of another team game. You OWN a clan in COD your teammates knows what must be done, but of course someone else has their own agenda. Similar to league of legends in a way verbal communication will ALWAYS work better that's why these guys are so good that's why they are feature in online streaming in tournaments.

Texting communication in game will NOT ALWAYS work, because the ping is annoying sound, must be change my opinion into hearing "DANGER" or something along those lines. Everyone's fundamentals are NEVER on the same page with verbal communication yes they can learn better.

Say you duo with your buddy here & yet your team loses, why is that? it's possible that the other 3 players don't know the fundamentals of how you & your buddy plays, which results in them dying more & enemy team getting feed. If your whole team is on the same page than the matches WILL LAST longer & than it's one mistake by whoever GameOver end of story.


@whoever if I'm following the support criteria from here, which I've learn from "TheNamelessBard"
Support masteries 0-9-21 & with proper runes, i don't understand how a Janna can Carry a team let alone a Nami Sona carry. I can see a Lux & Morganacarrying the team possibly some others but yea how is this possible without making you feed.


Alright lets wrap this up.

First of all that's not a graph, that is a simple comic. Second of all, you say you are hardly toxic in game, but like, weren't you banned on both your smurf and main for dodging and flaming? That's pretty toxic to me. I can't speak for everyone, but hearing 'DANGER' instead of a ping noise sounds super annoying.



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IPodPulse wrote:

Welcome to another episode of "Keyboard Warriors!"




Today's guest is quite known for his Solo QQ threads, his constant discrimination of different age groups, and being as stubborn as our previous guest BBG. Everyone please welcome, Sirnikolai!

The thread seemed to be off to a good start, a "decent" league of legends player just wanted to show others his tactics at the game, potentially proving to people that he doesn't belong in Bronze, however, it only take a couple of posts to show the truth of this thread. Let's dive in and see what we can find.



These predictions, does Mobafire have a hidden Madlife?



The post that starts everything off, though quite vague, we will have to see what sort of reaction we get from Sirnikolai.



Slow down there Sirnikolai, it appears you have your skill levels off, here is a graph to help you understand true skill.



Good for you, Ranked can be quite troubling and I can guarantee that you will be a happier person and everyone not playing with you will be happier. I'm not too sure smurfs are the problem but that shouldn't cause an argument, right? RIGHT?!



Solid statement from OTG and surprisingly truthful. The added "Why isn't a 25 man out doing something better with his time instead of whining on a forum to people that think he's ******ed?" was a nice touch as well. 10 points to Gryffindor.



I'm guessing stomping BBG was not enough?



/thread. It's over, everyone can leave now, Buddha won.



M8, the topic was smurfs. We've seen all your other crying threads, stop now.



I would like to take a moment to congratulate Sirnikolai on confronting his hate of smurfs in the time span of 1 DAY!



No way, another grown man that has a job and has an age of 20+, how are you not bronze, don't the feeders keep you down? In all seriousness, this is a great post to prove how wrong Sirnikolai is because this is practically his exact situation. He can't use excuses like that when there are countless others who also are like him and have escaped bronze..



Oh snap, another person with a job and is over the age of 20. I thought you guys were one of a kind.



Oh good. I'm not the only one thinking this was another MBIB.



Slow down there Buddha, this thread is about Sirnikolai and I only do one Keyboard Warriors a day, let's save this for later.



I love this so much. 10/10



Alright lets wrap this up.

First of all that's not a graph, that is a simple comic. Second of all, you say you are hardly toxic in game, but like, weren't you banned on both your smurf and main for dodging and flaming? That's pretty toxic to me. I can't speak for everyone, but hearing 'DANGER' instead of a ping noise sounds super annoying.



Thank you for tuning into a new episode of "Keyboard Warriors!" I had a lot of fun with this one and I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I do.

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It's possible by getting good.

There's literaly nothing else I can tell you because you'll just ignore it.




Than you sir are way out of my league possibly delusional i can't see a diamond player being carry by a Janna unless fed.
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Than you sir are way out of my league possibly delusional i can't see a diamond player being carry by a Janna unless fed.

What if we made a game with some high elo support main as janna(no building full ad/ap or something, just normal support items) and 4 bronzies vs 5 bronzies? Would that be proof enough for you?
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wtf did I just say huh?



This just shows me how much time you have on your hands to be so stupid into posting this garbage, just grown up would you for once.
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Sirnikolai wrote:




Than you sir are way out of my league possibly delusional i can't see a diamond player being carry by a Janna unless fed.



The point is that you actually have to be better than other people to get fed.
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What if we made a game with some high elo support main as janna(no building full ad/ap or something, just normal support items) and 4 bronzies vs 5 bronzies? Would that be proof enough for you?



I build support items all the way, building ap is quite useless until you trade one of your big ticket items for Zhonya's Hourglass or what not.
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wtf did I just say huh?



This just shows me how much time you have on your hands to be so stupid into posting this garbage, just grown up would you for once.[/quote]
How dare you call this garbage? Stuff like this takes a lot of efford to make and it was fucxking perfect. He even made a graph just for this occasion.
It also takes approximately 2,6 of your brains to make a satire of this whole thread while picking the right comments as opposed to just quoting every single one of them. Growing up also doesn't mean NO FUN ALLOWED fyi.

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I build support items all the way, building ap is quite useless until you trade one of your big ticket items for Zhonya's Hourglass or what not.

The point everyone is trying to make is that you are playing badly. I can't tell you any details because I have never seen you play, but a diamond player wouldn't be useless with only support items.
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The point is that you actually have to be better than other people to get fed.



Oh so the tiers mean jack **** than congrats on diamond aka bronze, this proves by point.
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How dare you call this garbage? Stuff like this takes a lot of efford to make and it was fucxking perfect. He even made a graph just for this occasion.
It also takes approximately 2,6 of your brains to make a satire of this whole thread while picking the right comments as opposed to just quoting every single one of them. Growing up also doesn't mean NO FUN ALLOWED fyi.


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