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FalseoGod wrote:
1) Nice try vyne. We know you a gurl
Can confirm this. Source: I live in the same country.
FalseoGod wrote:
2) I do recall your favorite sexual position GMD. Does it match with Amanda's? If so, not much of those glasses will be seen :^)
There's plenty more besides that, so those glasses will be seen frequently enough.
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
You look like a wet sock.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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