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[quote=Trojan995]One time while playing LoL with friends, I was like "hey guys, don't start the game I gotta take a dump" I'm about to leave, then a game is found -.- So i'm like, "hey guys, I gotta take a dump, thanks for waiting." I lock in TF, once I have runes/masteries set up I sprint to the bathroom. I sit down and I take a dump so fast I swear I couldn't have done it faster with laxatives. Also, it was square. Painful as shit, 100x worse because I was going warp speed. Anyways, I wipe faster than I pooped and I flush. The toilet clogs. I say, "fuck this" get back to my computer, I'm loaded like 20%. That's the story of my fastest shit ever.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Sounds awesome <3[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong]Must've smelled like... well.. shit.[/quote]

[quote=Jebus McAzn]Trojan, if I could rep you a billion times for that, I would.[/quote]

[quote=Xiaowiriamu]Rofl trojan :D[/quote]

[quote=DEWO]Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P I dont own a smart-shit-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P[/quote]

[quote=Atarios][quote=Shrillex] Can't poop normally without having to read something? [/quote] Yes. :([/quote]

[quote=B-Wong][quote=DEWO] Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P I dont own a smart-shit-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P [/quote] Man all the magazines I have are boring. I just read the drama going on at Facebook or browse the forums here.[/quote]

[quote=Booshido]What drama? ahuehuehuehueuhe[/quote]

[quote=B-Wong][quote=Booshido] What drama? ahuehuehuehueuhe [/quote] Friends are hilarious.[/quote]