Sounds awesome <3
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
DEWO wrote:
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
Man all the magazines I have are boring. I just read the drama going on at Facebook or browse the forums here.
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I'm about to leave, then a game is found -.-
So i'm like, "hey guys, I gotta take a dump, thanks for waiting."
I lock in TF, once I have runes/masteries set up I sprint to the bathroom.
I sit down and I take a dump so fast I swear I couldn't have done it faster with laxatives.
Also, it was square. Painful as ****, 100x worse because I was going warp speed.
Anyways, I wipe faster than I pooped and I flush.
The toilet clogs.
I say, "**** this"
get back to my computer, I'm loaded like 20%.
That's the story of my fastest **** ever.