Sounds awesome <3
"Blizzard spoke thus; Thou shalt not BM. And the players replied Nay, I shall Play my hand with Lethal already on the board. And so Blizzard sent unto them this Brawl of Yogg, As a lesson for their sins of Pride and Greed, for he is the Prophet of Madness and RNG. On that day, the tavern descended into an era of chaos and darkness, until the weekend passed and everyone forgot all about it. Amen. Book of SMOrc, Verse 20, Chapter 4." - Feam T
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
DEWO wrote:
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
Man all the magazines I have are boring. I just read the drama going on at Facebook or browse the forums here.
You need to log in before commenting.
I'm about to leave, then a game is found -.-
So i'm like, "hey guys, I gotta take a dump, thanks for waiting."
I lock in TF, once I have runes/masteries set up I sprint to the bathroom.
I sit down and I take a dump so fast I swear I couldn't have done it faster with laxatives.
Also, it was square. Painful as ****, 100x worse because I was going warp speed.
Anyways, I wipe faster than I pooped and I flush.
The toilet clogs.
I say, "**** this"
get back to my computer, I'm loaded like 20%.
That's the story of my fastest **** ever.