Haha, that was amazing!
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
CLG LOST :X CLG 5th ;x
Xai must be sad ;x
Xai must be sad ;x

My Akali build is on its way :)
Xiaowiriamu
Thanks for the sig <3
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‎"School is like a *****, it's long and hard unless your asian" - Elementz
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Inb4 clg rapes now
Hotshot: "All according to plan"
Aizening much?
Good Job Fnatic.
Semi-Finals just got interesting.