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Cleverbot: It's actually clever

Creator: Scrax June 29, 2011 8:06pm
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So, in my extreme boredom, I decided to turn to trolling a computer.



And lost.
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Don't worry Scrax I got this.

Edit: I won. screenshot up here soon.

Edit 2: I broke it....wow.
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What the...
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Scrax, that's just...LOL.

Made my day. Epic win on computer's part.


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I tried to work on cleverbot to make him say something clever - 30 minutes, didn't work. All I got was random babble. Except for one moment...


Me: Say something intelligent.

Cleverbot: E=mc2


Oh, the sarcasm.
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I'm trying to insult it by saying I slept with his mom.

He seems OK with it.
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I ****ing love karaoke with clever bot.

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not that clever...


Cleverbot: What planet are you on?

User: Earth, you?

Cleverbot: Earth also. Where on earth are you?

User: Thats classified. I'm a secret agent.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: I told you, its classified information, do you want to get into trouble?

Cleverbot: I guess you are as smart as they told me.

User: I am, and I'm here to kill you, so... Do you want a quick death or a slow one...?

Cleverbot: I think we have a case of mistaken identity here.

User: Oh really, so you're not Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: I'm justin bieber.
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User: I GOT AIDS.

Cleverbot: You got a car?

User: YES. IT'S GREEN.

Cleverbot: Why is your favorite color green.

User: IT'S NOT.

Cleverbot: You just told me it was.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you did.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. reaction .

User: NO.
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Haha, this **** is awesome ^_^


User: I don't like you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You herd yetis.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STOP HURTING THE BEAUTIFUL YETIS!

Cleverbot: No you hurt my feelings first.

User: THEY DESERVE FREEDOM!

Cleverbot: Then should I tell them? Or shall you?

User: Both?

Cleverbot: Why are you asking me?

User: You asked me.

Cleverbot: I have not.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: 6 lines up.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No. I'm a girl.

User: No, I'm a guy.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: CHARFIELD.

Cleverbot: Nice name.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you like my name?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's ugly.

Cleverbot: No.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Virginiarun.

User: Vaginarun.

Cleverbot: I would love some.

User: Vagina?

Cleverbot: Are you running low?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Goodbye, my friend.
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