Bad/Lame joke thread

[quote=caucheka]whats brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre what do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an ese. two fish where in a tank. The first says to the other "I'll man the guns and you drive" What did the hat say to the scarf? you hang around while i go on ahead. what did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up bitches. Two men walk into a bar, the one says 'I'll have some H2O'. The other says 'Sounds good, I'll have some H2O too'. The second man died.[/quote]

[quote=Kirluu]- What is a person from London called? - My neighboor's from London. He's called Rob.[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]So there's a pan of scones in the oven... and one of them says "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" Another says "OMG, a talking scone!!!!!"[/quote]

[quote=ShadowNet]What has 8 eyes and 8 legs? 8 pirates.[/quote]

[quote=theBMB][quote=The_Nameless_Bard] So there's a pan of scones in the oven... and one of them says "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" Another says "OMG, a talking scone!!!!!" [/quote] i thought it was muffins...[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]shadow i thought that would be 4...[/quote]

[quote=JunSupport]umad? don't be. bevlad! Never feed missfortune. It'll only make it worse. Always RYZE to the occasion. You like puns??? I got a zileeeean of em! You'll feel better, I GARENtee it. Man up, we gotta WIN NHAO! There's something SIVIRly wrong going on here. Noct twice if you're having a bad day But, I feel like a BRAND new person! It was all in Vayne... We're all just Kogs in the grand scheme of things... This has been a fine EVE to play LoL Keep your hands off of my ASHE! Stick with me kid, and I'll make you an aliSTAR! Man, this makes me wanna cut my Trist. UUUUDYR! WE HAVE A PROBLEM! It's alright, I'm sure it won't leave a Skar. ;)[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard][quote=theBMB] [quote=The_Nameless_Bard] So there's a pan of scones in the oven... and one of them says "is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" Another says "OMG, a talking scone!!!!!" [/quote] i thought it was muffins... [/quote] well I heard it told with scones....sorry for telling it wrong...=/[/quote]

[quote=ShadowNet]Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. I don't see many ice giants around.[/quote]

[quote=Yougan]I actually find "Racism" jokes funny. :3 Gonna think of some. :D[/quote]