Yea, but TALK? Sure you don't mean write since this is the internet?
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
PsiGuard wrote:
I bolded it in the quote. You said "I speak never English" instead of "I never speak English". Sorry if I offended you if it was an honest mistake, but you could see how I thought you might be being ironic, as if you meant, "Just use a translator (intentional grammar fail), it works great!" See you could have been sarcastic, meaning that translators aren't reliable for a proofread.
Which they aren't. The best thing to do is proofread it yourself, and like theBMB says, get someone fluent in English to proofread it if possible.
Sorry if I came off like a jerk Siveo, I didn't mean to be.
Aah no, that's just me writing an incorrect mess like usual! Well, it would be nice for my guide if some1 could read it for a grammar/vocabular check! I've done some spell checks but as you already mentioned, they are not always correct!
Sooooo ... Is there anyone fluent in English that wants to proofread my guide? :P
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Erm.. Talk english every day for a year? Wut?
yes, a year, it takes at least that long to become truly fluent in a language, I would not trust the grammatical abilities of anyone who hasn't been speaking of language for more than a year.