"**** minecraft" moments

[quote=Searz]So I went exploring bigtime in a world of mine called "Somewhere over the rainbow". It was a nice little world where I started in a jungle area with a HUGE cave system below. There was a ravine in it and there ware these old tunnels running through the ravine too. I had made a nice little base and had several stacks of iron and a little gold stored. Then I went hunting for diamonds. I went all the way to the bottom of the ravine, met ~6 Endermen and 4~giant blobs. I had as much as 30rotten meat at one time (and I was constantly eating it :3). I collected about 2 stacks of iron (128 ore pieces), a half stack of gold, an enderpearl, 2 stacks of redstone, ~20pieces of lapis (that rare blue ore), 3 diamonds and I think I might have had a saddle on me too when I finally hit the jackpot. I found a place with almost 10(!) blocks of diamond ore. Almost 10! So I mined them and as I started mining one of the last ones I thought "I better make sure that the diamond doesn't fall into the lava". So I barely touch my forward button and my character decides to fucking jump five fucking meters forward and fall into the fucking lava.... and I survived because I'm pro and fucking hax. no, jk. I survived dozens of creepers, several endermen, blobs, hundreds of skeletons and zombies and I die to a fucking misstep.. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT The most agonizing part of it all was hearing the sizzling sound of all my belongings burning up in the lava afterwards. That's when I thought "fuck minecraft" and just deleted the damn world because of how fucking pissed I was. So have you guys got any interesting "fuck minecraft" moments?[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]Shift key bro. Saves lives... I had 4 diamond picks, IDK why, andI got snuck up on by a creeper... It shot me into lava...[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=Lugignaf] Shift key bro. Saves lives...[/quote] Just like drinking and driving, oh wait... [sub](I've played Minecraft a while dude, I know the controls :P)[/sub][/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]And yet you didn't use it....[/quote]

[quote=caucheka]lol. i've got a fuck minecraft moment. endermen no longer move blocks.[/quote]

[quote=Kanohi]Oooh me me me me, I got one. So this was back when wolves were just released, and I happened to have a few bones and managed to tame two of them. Me and my buddy pups went exploring in this cave system when we found a natural lavafall. One of my pups decided it would be funny to be push me in and I died :( the end![/quote]

[quote=Blowfeld]Watching the worlds biggest tree house and several weeks of planting, forming and furnishing going up in flames killed a little part of me. Have not touched minecraft since then....[/quote]

[quote=JunSupport]I don't stand near lava. :) or cliffs above lava... like... ever. I'm THAT paranoid about losing my stuff.[/quote]

[quote=theBMB]After building my mansion entirely out of wood planks, I decided it would be a good idea to put a fireplace in there, thinking that a few block of stone around the fire would be enough to protect the house. Unfortunately the second floor of my house was feeling suicidal and decided to catch on fire, and so I learned to cover my fire places in glass. All it took me was basically restarting my mansion from scratch after I had already completed it.[/quote]

[quote=JunSupport]You built an entire house out of wood... then started a fire in a world where flames does not follow the laws of insulation... Smart.[/quote]