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Nick is such a funny guy :)
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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First time Jungle Riven np.
Get your team 3 kills first 4 minutes np.
Make Ezreal ragequit np.
No, really jesus christ Riven is SO STRONG its not even funny.
Her ganks are scarier than Lee Sins ganks, and she just feels like an unstoppable force when she's fed.
Wow.