gwadzila
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Must've been his first time. Given that he probably plays LoL all day and has no social life, I say gettin laid is quite the accomplishment. Achievement unlocked I guess.
On another note, you could've had something witty to say back to him that would turn the whole thing against him. Such examples are as followed: (in replace of the last line you wrote back to him)
1. I guess that says something about your performance.
2. 30 seconds may be a new record for you, but for me, it just means I reached an all time low.
3. Oh, I went on my laptop the moment you started crying. I think that was somewhere after you took off your pants.
4. I really regret not taking you up on the dinner offer before all of that. It would've made the whole experience somewhat worth while.
5. After watching you pass out 30 seconds in, I had to go to the restroom to finish where you left off. Now THAT was a work out.
6. Your ***** was either MIA the whole time or was that not your index finger that you were sticking in there?
On another note, you could've had something witty to say back to him that would turn the whole thing against him. Such examples are as followed: (in replace of the last line you wrote back to him)
1. I guess that says something about your performance.
2. 30 seconds may be a new record for you, but for me, it just means I reached an all time low.
3. Oh, I went on my laptop the moment you started crying. I think that was somewhere after you took off your pants.
4. I really regret not taking you up on the dinner offer before all of that. It would've made the whole experience somewhat worth while.
5. After watching you pass out 30 seconds in, I had to go to the restroom to finish where you left off. Now THAT was a work out.
6. Your ***** was either MIA the whole time or was that not your index finger that you were sticking in there?
loooooool
You know my dad was in the chat right?
I don't usually say stuff like that in front of the parental units.
You know my dad was in the chat right?
I don't usually say stuff like that in front of the parental units.
So I am just hoping that you didn't actually do something that personal with someone who would just brag about it like that.
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So I am just hoping that you didn't actually do something that personal with someone who would just brag about it like that.
ofc not lol
he's completely full of **** xD
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