[Reason why there's no thread like this is because it's counted as "post count spamming", wherein it's easy for people to raise their posts count, and threads like these get promptly locked. Let's see how long it takes for a mod to lock :P]
(also, generally when you make threads like this, you should keep adding to the story in the post, so people can read it from page 60 if it gets that far)
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why...
(also, generally when you make threads like this, you should keep adding to the story in the post, so people can read it from page 60 if it gets that far)
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why...
Quoted:
Where awesome.
I already have a feeling this thread is gonna make any grammar nazi in a 2mile radius flee.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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It's like a story and quite a funny thing to do in forums!
Every1 writes 3 words and the next one continues the story/sentence.
I will update the orginal post. So if the story get's you don't have to scroll down dat much :)
I'll start :)
Story start: Once upon a time...
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why was because he was awesome and always wanted to cuddle ponies. One day, as he was swimming, he thought by himself: "What the hell am I doing, I have no arms!?", because instead he had long pointy branches out of his back. They hurted like a kick to the testicles. He shot straight up and screamed out, "Where are my pants and my chicken?!" The a chicken appeared and he said, "FUS RO DAH!" and the badass flew all the way to Isengard and rescued..