"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
Wrong, I have the market cornered on Japanese cat sex :c
[quote=Nighthawk][quote=Toshabi]
[quote=Nighthawk]
What are you looking up on youtube, Searz?
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Japanese cat sex
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Wrong, I have the market cornered on Japanese cat sex :c[/quote]
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I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817