The controversial thread

[quote=MDC]Ok, back to normal things. Laronx actually is popes newest funtime playtoy.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=MDC] Ok, back to normal things. Laronx actually is popes newest funtime playtoy. [/quote] MDC is by most only known as an urban legend, no one knows who he is, he just pops up in random forums writing creepy but probable pony stories.[/quote]

[quote=omagma]Pølse is in reality a gay porn novel writer. MDC i love you, never change.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]I wouldn't refer to my work as porn, rather explicit lovemaking between 2 males who are in love. Omagma used to be a model for aspiring gay lovemaking novelists. Until he met this black guy named Bruce. Bruce wasn't as gentle as omagma would've liked... or so i've heard..[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk][quote=Pølsemanden] Nighthawk, the name of a once famous australian(you're australian, right?) cruel cruel thief, braving the streets every night. A truly lost soul he was. He robbed every store that came in sight, armed with his weapon of choice, as his name might imply it was the corpse of a hawk black as the night, attached to a stick. He violently ran around poking people with this stick until they would give him horse poop(the local farmers really needed it for fertilizing their fields) As he wandered around he always found something funny to do with the poop he acquired for example; eating it. Sooner a pony fetish followed, if it was related to this no one actually knows. One day he reached sidney. He wanted to rob the capital kangaroo farm there from all their horse poop he was really hungry you see. So he entered the kangaroo farm, over his head he had pulled the foreskin of an elephant to merge with the kangaroos and get really close. He came up close ripped off the foreskin and pulled out his nighthawk, while screaming he poked the kangaroos into some fence or something, they were now his hostages. The villagers of sidney brought him all the poop they could find, and after acquiring 200 kg of horse fertilizer. He went into a fury, apparently one of the villagers had cheated him, he had pooped himself in the can and given it to nighthawk. Nighthawk being the experienced shiteater he was could easily smell the difference As king nigger would put it, he was not amused. Who was that guy to think that he would eat another humans poop, disqusting. He poked the guy to death with his stick. Poke poke poke poke. The man begged for mercy but nighthawk vigorously kept on poking. Poke poke poke poke. until the guy made his last gasp and landed with his face in his own fertilizer(the horse one, not the human one that would've been gross). Luckily the villagers of sidney had just gotten a whole new invention, a stun-gun. They hit nighthawk with it. Stunning him to the ground, making him smash his face down in the guy he just poked's fertilizer(this time the human fertilizer). The australian justice system couldn't handle nighthawk, they didn't know what to do with him, couldn't trial him for poking people with a stick could they now? So they did the only reasonable solution. Shocktherapied him until he didn't know a crap about who he was and sent him to canada(the only country friendly welcomming enough to let him in the country) So there he wanders around in canada, only trace of his old him is the distinct boner he gets whenever a horse may it be animated or non animated appears on his screen or he meets one. Sometimes. In the night you can hear the screams, the screams from his victims when he poked them. Poked them with his stick. ohh my.. i really do go out on a limb NOT to study... [/quote] ahahahaha win. [quote=MDC] Omagma actually had sexual intercourse with a pony. Felt bit challenged by longer post's so here goes: Warning, bit mature and dark humour. [spoiler]It was a dark stormy night outside the barn in his uncle's farm. Omagma didn't want to go to the house, after his uncle said "You'd look pretty in this dress. So damn pretty...". Thus he stayed in the barn with animals. There was a pony, really well looking one, healthy with beautifully combed hair. It was a cold night and the pony looked so warm. He got close to the pony and wrapped his hands around ponies neck. Pony was so warm and welcoming and omagma felt so safe. Then pony licked his shoulder. Omagma looked at pony with confused. Ponies eyes looked deep and sad, but ponies stance felt as if it was comfortable with omagma's presence. Pony licked him again. Then sudden with sudden urge omagma licked back. Then licking contest began. It didn't take much time, till their tongues touched and at that moment omagma felt something rising in his pants. He didn't fully understand, but pony did. The pony turned around and stood near small staircase. Omagma got onto that staircase behind the pony and stood confused with his dick fully ready. "Should I put it inside you?"- he asked and the pony noded agreeingly. Omagma slowly put his stick in backside of the pony and pony began slowly move. In sudden realization Omagma understood what to do and started moving himself. It lasted briefly and then he felt something strange come out while he was feeling somehow very good. Feeling safe and wanting to give back pony something same he looked at ponies long genitalia and thought "I couldn't do same for him, it's too big." But then with a more thought "Maybe I could simulate it somehow." He wrapped his fingers around ponies long dick and started moving. First pony was surprised, but quickly realized what was happening and stood there. In few minutes as omagmas hands were getting tired something silvery white came out of ponies wang and hit omagma right in the face. He tasted that goo, it was salty and smelled bad, but tasted like chicken. Omagma licked it all off, he was really hungry by that time. Then he looked at pony. The ponies eyes were no longer sad. They stood together till morning, licking each other, until uncle came and said, that omagma's parents came to take him home. Year later omagma came back to the farm only to find out, that uncle shot pony, because it was too old, sick and had broken it's leg last week. Omagma spent whole week crying... The end.[/spoiler] Edit: added spoiler option, even though I don't believe it'll stop younger readers. [/quote] ahahahahaha even more win. Polse is secretly a human who learned how to work magic. The only problem is that Polse went ahead with all his devious plans to corner the market on elephant sex videos by creating a super armada of horny elephants. However Polse really failed on this magic and only ended up turning himself into a elephant. Still determined to corner the market on elephant porn, he saw this transformation with a newfound insight! "Why I know! I can still corner the elephant porn trade, I just have to do it myself!" And so Polse set off, traveling around the four corners of the world he set his rather large dick to work fucking all of the elephants he could find. He made pretty good money with this and is relatively happy...except that whenever he tries to have sex with a human, his vigorous love for him always turns fatal. - it turns out elephant dicks really aren't that good for the human body anyways[/quote]

[quote=omagma]I think i just started a new trend on mobafire. All the cool kids on mobafire now only use replies that are so long, that they could go as short stories.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=omagma] I think i just started a new trend on mobafire. All the cool kids on mobafire now only use replies that are so long, that they could go as short stories. [/quote] naah, just in this thread.[/quote]

[quote=Arcana3]Omagma is a disturbed individual. Reason has been stated in MC's story[/quote]

[quote=Arcana3]Omagma is a disturbed individual. Reason has been stated in MC's story[/quote]

[quote=LaronX]Arcana is a ... Well it hard to tell . He looks like a train and runs on skates while singing. Dunno what to call that. There where sprakes and stuff all the time. I am not sure what the hole point of that thing was but it seemed like a strange pervet Train love story. Also the trains where big douches as they where all the time like " we are the best in the universe" and stuff. So yeah dunno what he is but pretty strange.[/quote]