The Jokes Thread.

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=BloodRaine] ^ lol [/quote] It is unwise to rally against my allies, little one. Those who aren't with me, are against me![/quote]

[quote=IceCreamy][quote=OTGBionicArm] [quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD [/quote] To be honest what Mowen said was funnier than the joke :D[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=IceCreamy] [quote=OTGBionicArm] [quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD [/quote] To be honest what Mowen said was funnier than the joke :D [/quote] Ice, be careful… I know where to find you[/quote]

[quote=Mowen]Jeez I was just making sure... >_> Thanks guys, thanks.[/quote]

[quote=IceCreamy][quote=GrandmasterD] [quote=IceCreamy] [quote=OTGBionicArm] [quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD [/quote] To be honest what Mowen said was funnier than the joke :D [/quote] Ice, be careful… I know where to find you [/quote] Yeap, jhoi's hug thread indeed. @Mowen: Come on, admit it, that was pretty funny :D[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=IceCreamy] [quote=GrandmasterD] [quote=IceCreamy] [quote=OTGBionicArm] [quote=Mowen] 1. Is the spoiler tag supposed to be empty? >.> [/quote] The statement alone is hilarious. XD [/quote] To be honest what Mowen said was funnier than the joke :D [/quote] Ice, be careful… I know where to find you [/quote] Yeap, jhoi's hug thread indeed. [/quote] Indeed… sigh where else? >_>[/quote]

[quote=Canoas]The first one is just that hilarious one line. It's a lot funnier when told instead of written because everyone just waits for the rest.. and then they realise that's it. I guess the spoiler tag mimics that to some extent[/quote]

[quote=SkullzX]OK I added a few of my own and the one's I saw MOAR JOKES NOW! Set a few quick rules about the jokes allowed, basicly if it's an actually joke I will allow it unless it's asked to be taken down by someone due to it being to offencive. just so people can see what I added: 1.A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car who's driving? [spoiler] The police [/spoiler] 2. What do you do if you see your t.v. [spoiler] yell drop it [/spoiler] ^ related 3. what is faster then the guy stealing your t.v.? [spoiler] his brother with the VCR! [/spoiler] 4. what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?(this one is in the rude section caution) [spoiler] A pizza doesn't yell when you put it in the oven. [/spoiler] 5. what do you call a brown man driving A 747 plane in the U.S.A? [spoiler]A pilot (its an anti joke)[/spoiler][/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]"what do you call a brown man driving A 747 plane in the U.S.A?" What are these brown men you are talking about? Gingerbread men can't drive airplanes![/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]I quess i'm just stupid for thinking airplane's were flying and not driving.[/quote]