Kakia
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Had my first triple kill ever today with Draven. His ultimate is so strong really. However I still lost that game because our Orianna was like blaming and whining all game long :/
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Trolls, trolls everywhere.
<player1>: "mid"
*player 2 insta-locks mid*
<player3>: "no I'm mid!"
<player4>: "i can't jungle"
<me>: "sigh"
*dodges*
*re-join queue 5 minutes later*
*rinse/repeat same bullsh*t*
fml
I swear these kinds of people will be the end of my LoL account, and my soul.
<player1>: "mid"
*player 2 insta-locks mid*
<player3>: "no I'm mid!"
<player4>: "i can't jungle"
<me>: "sigh"
*dodges*
*re-join queue 5 minutes later*
*rinse/repeat same bullsh*t*
fml
I swear these kinds of people will be the end of my LoL account, and my soul.
Foo18
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Foo18 wrote:
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I spent the time to make a gravatar account, and figure out how to set it all up, but it just won't !@#$ing work! It's been days now, I think.
I know it could take up to a week, but I just wish I could know if I messed it up, or it is just... doing whatever it does.
W00T. IT FINALLY WORKED!
It took over a week, but it finally worked! xD. Thank god.
P.S. It's good it finally did, I was just about to PM Mowen about it.
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This post is dedicated to hating everything about Teemo with every fiber of my being.
1. Mushrooms. Everywhere. He could start a damn farm. There's a mushroom in every bush, on two sides of every lane, and somewhere around 900 in the jungle. When you're me and you play a squishy ADC - my favorites are Ashe and Vayne - the poison from those ****ing mushrooms in the late game can take an eighth of my health. Unfortunately, there are usually about 8 mushrooms hidden about my lane.
2. His speed. If an idiot of a teammate gets too greedy, they'll tower dive him while I'm periodically poking him so I can stun ult and take him out. He runs, and runs, and runs. If a Teemo gets fed, his damage + poison can get scary late game, almost like an AD carry. Imagine an AD Carry like Vayne running around as fast as Teemo. Imagine Kog'Maw is able to catch up to you in half the time other champions can. What the ****?
3. His ability to blind people. In 1v1 fights, he just has to use this to **** me over and give him an advantage by about 25% health. It has a low cooldown too! See #2 - if I do manage to deal enough damage to make it a competitive 1v1 fight, he runs. See #1 - he'll drop a ****ing mushroom behind him if he's escaping through brush.
4. His poison is another thing entirely - it's too much when it's added to his regular attack.
Teemo can go to hell. I hate him so much, and he's picked by the enemy in 1 game of every 3, at the very least.
1. Mushrooms. Everywhere. He could start a damn farm. There's a mushroom in every bush, on two sides of every lane, and somewhere around 900 in the jungle. When you're me and you play a squishy ADC - my favorites are Ashe and Vayne - the poison from those ****ing mushrooms in the late game can take an eighth of my health. Unfortunately, there are usually about 8 mushrooms hidden about my lane.
2. His speed. If an idiot of a teammate gets too greedy, they'll tower dive him while I'm periodically poking him so I can stun ult and take him out. He runs, and runs, and runs. If a Teemo gets fed, his damage + poison can get scary late game, almost like an AD carry. Imagine an AD Carry like Vayne running around as fast as Teemo. Imagine Kog'Maw is able to catch up to you in half the time other champions can. What the ****?
3. His ability to blind people. In 1v1 fights, he just has to use this to **** me over and give him an advantage by about 25% health. It has a low cooldown too! See #2 - if I do manage to deal enough damage to make it a competitive 1v1 fight, he runs. See #1 - he'll drop a ****ing mushroom behind him if he's escaping through brush.
4. His poison is another thing entirely - it's too much when it's added to his regular attack.
Teemo can go to hell. I hate him so much, and he's picked by the enemy in 1 game of every 3, at the very least.
I hate in custom games these things:
Having the person you want, but someone dodges.
AFK Host.
Everyone joining the team you're not on.
AFK or DC people.
Not being able to trade with anyone because no one has your Champion.
Lagging/Disconnecting:
Watching your health going down, but no one is moving.
Watching yourself just stand there, about to gank.
About to go into team fight, lagging hard.
Who knows what happens when you disconnect or lag.
Solo Queue:
Someone automatically calling a lane, then someone else autolocks a champion for that lane.
What do people come up with these days. Once saw Varus top, Xin Zhao bot. I was support.
Everyone blames each other.
AFK or DC.
I could go on, I really could.
Having the person you want, but someone dodges.
AFK Host.
Everyone joining the team you're not on.
AFK or DC people.
Not being able to trade with anyone because no one has your Champion.
Lagging/Disconnecting:
Watching your health going down, but no one is moving.
Watching yourself just stand there, about to gank.
About to go into team fight, lagging hard.
Who knows what happens when you disconnect or lag.
Solo Queue:
Someone automatically calling a lane, then someone else autolocks a champion for that lane.
What do people come up with these days. Once saw
Varus top, Xin Zhao bot. I was support.Everyone blames each other.
AFK or DC.
I could go on, I really could.
DemonSovereign
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Darius intentionally fed the enemy Teemo so much top lane. Eventually it got to the point that the whole jungle was warded with shrooms. Teemo was 19/3 and I only had to walk in the jungle for five seconds before I died. Teemo even afked in base and watched us die. It was horrible. Occasionally he would come out to put more shrooms though... We had a Twisted Fate who ulti'd and we saw every single shroom on the map. We also saw Teemo dancing his little dance in his base. Hate him!
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1.)
I always get the dimwits and mostly the *******S in my team, those kind of guys who
a) suck without realizing
b) are arrogant as ****
c) have no clue about the character you're playing but
d) think they actually have sth close to the right to flame.
(Dont get me wrong, I do nothing misfitting, simply doing a good job most of the time, just to have someone thinking he can act big since he doesn't need to fear to get pummeled to a bloody pulp)
In opposite therefore, the enemy teams most of the time seem to consist out of premades since they miraculousy can somehow play together.
2.) Domi is down thanks to ****ed up changes (thx s3...) and playing SR ends up getting me the same suckers in my team, simply wasting more of my time.
3.) And neither do I have the nerves nor the will to play ranked and raise my Elo to a point where the herd of *******s thins out.
Main problem:
Too many bloody bastards in this game, abusing safety through internet to it's fullest.
Hail the generation of trolls and *******s!!!
I just want the devs of the next great game (standard of WoW at release for example) to have the balls to implement a security system, that shuts out most of the minors and effectively observes ingame chats and insta bans *******s.