"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Super awesome. Games like these are the reason I want to be a game designer as well :) Brilliant!
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
FYI, this game released Jan 31 on Steam. There's no reason to wait, it's already out.
OTGBionicArm wrote: Armored wimminz = badass.
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Searz wrote:
Brb, buying this right now.
Lugignaf wrote:
Oh man, this looks wonderful. I will buy this in a heartbeat when it comes out.
Bellpepper wrote:
Oh my god. I want this now.
ChaosxSoul wrote:
I'm so gonna get this when it will be out.
What gave you guys the idea that it wasn't out? =.=
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a) posts about the game
b) current world affairs" - steel-sentry
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Brb, buying this right now.