"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
^I think it's a reference to something that is mildly funny, at best..
The moment a religious person unknowingly calls his own ways stupid: "And lol. I highly doubt you have magic powers. If you proved it I would believe you, but since you 'refuse to', I choose not to."
im still confused as to why people pay for online play on the xbox 360 rather than playing for free on the PS3, while having better console exclusives
anyways im probably not going to get this because, well searz summed it up in his first post
anyways im probably not going to get this because, well searz summed it up in his first post

Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
DillButt64 wrote:
im still confused as to why people pay for online play on the xbox 360 rather than playing for free on the PS3, while having better console exclusives
because microsoft indoctrinated them into thinking psn is a piece of **** and barely works.
no really, everyone who i've asked says that live is better than psn so its worth paying for.
but yeah all my friends who are xbox people say they are going ps4 next gen. out of this console generation, ps4 is the only one that will be worth it.
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Kinect 2.0 has to be plugged in to use.
No backwards compatibility.
The games have to be installed on the harddrive to play.
If you want it to play on several consoles you have to pay a fee, otherwise the oldest install of the game is invalidated.
"On second hand games: you buy disc, it installs, you play from HD. Sell disc, it installs to new console and deactivates your install."
It's possible that a one time online activation of all your games is required, even before playing them.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-will-not-function-without-kinect-attached
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/407912/microsoft-confirms-pre-owned-fee-for-xbox-one/
More like, Xbox Lastone, lolololololo...
Yeap, Microsoft just killed their new console before even releasing it..