MyRepublic wrote:
Why did he just jump from a to d?
Drunken rambling, as he wrote a few comments back.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Pheyniex wrote:
"glad" to see Night is still giving signs of life.
love you too
haven't been here cause my laptop is busted and i have no money to fix it, so i've been living on mobile and handheld games for the past...2 months or something.
also moon i'm 19 thnx <3
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