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MyRepublic wrote:
Why did he just jump from a to d?
Drunken rambling, as he wrote a few comments back.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Pheyniex wrote:
"glad" to see Night is still giving signs of life.
love you too
haven't been here cause my laptop is busted and i have no money to fix it, so i've been living on mobile and handheld games for the past...2 months or something.
also moon i'm 19 thnx <3
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Thank you Miss Maw, CasterMaster and Arcana3 for the sweet sigs. I'd definitely recommend you to anyone looking for a nice sig.
"But we are stronger creatures than babies, why cant we hunt them?"- Meiyjhe