How Microsoft won E3
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
xXShadowAssassinXx
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xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
the sony presentation started with awesome light shows and was really pretty. too bad its not a very good console
Don't be a ****ing fanboy. Look at things objectively and stop being biased.
The PS4 will be the more powerful machine. Fact.
The PS4 will cost 100$ less than the Xbox One. Fact.
The Xbox One will have almost-always-on DRM. Fact.
The Kinect 2 is required to even use the Xbox One. Fact.
You don't have to like the PS4 or anything, but calling it bad when you know jack **** about it is stupid and we have enough stupid people around these forums without you coming here.
"We've had a few gloomy years with bad console ports, and what do we get in the light at the end of the console-tunnel? A tablet OS ported to PC." - Atlas Tasume, on Windows 8
xXShadowAssassinXx
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Meiyjhe wrote:
So halo automatically makes a console better?
xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
yes
In which case, the only good consoles are PC, the first Xbox, and the Xbox 360 (on which it was backwards compatible).
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Thanks to Xiaowiriamu for the sig!