"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
xXShadowAssassinXx
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xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
the sony presentation started with awesome light shows and was really pretty. too bad its not a very good console
Don't be a ****ing fanboy. Look at things objectively and stop being biased.
The PS4 will be the more powerful machine. Fact.
The PS4 will cost 100$ less than the Xbox One. Fact.
The Xbox One will have almost-always-on DRM. Fact.
The Kinect 2 is required to even use the Xbox One. Fact.
You don't have to like the PS4 or anything, but calling it bad when you know jack **** about it is stupid and we have enough stupid people around these forums without you coming here.
"Moral justification is a powerful disengagement mechanism. Destructive conduct is made personally and socially acceptable by portraying it in the service of moral ends." - Albert Bandura
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
"Ultimately, if people lose their willingness to recognize that there are times in our history when legality becomes distinct from morality, we aren't just ceding control of our rights to government, but our futures." - Edward Snowden
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Meiyjhe wrote:
So halo automatically makes a console better?
xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
yes
In which case, the only good consoles are PC, the first Xbox, and the Xbox 360 (on which it was backwards compatible).
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