"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
How Microsoft won E3
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
xXShadowAssassinXx
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xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
the sony presentation started with awesome light shows and was really pretty. too bad its not a very good console
Don't be a ****ing fanboy. Look at things objectively and stop being biased.
The PS4 will be the more powerful machine. Fact.
The PS4 will cost 100$ less than the Xbox One. Fact.
The Xbox One will have almost-always-on DRM. Fact.
The Kinect 2 is required to even use the Xbox One. Fact.
You don't have to like the PS4 or anything, but calling it bad when you know jack **** about it is stupid and we have enough stupid people around these forums without you coming here.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
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Meiyjhe wrote:
So halo automatically makes a console better?
xXShadowAssassinXx wrote:
yes
In which case, the only good consoles are PC, the first Xbox, and the Xbox 360 (on which it was backwards compatible).
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