SkidmarkD wrote:
Baron ....... yes ....... I bet the devs are recording every baron bait and use it for their entertainment during office parties.
Rofl +1.
Friendly Swain rushes Tear and then Rylais and complains that the team deals no damage. I tell him what to build and he just yells at me. Swain's a little *****. ;~;
this was mostly an excuse to see my gold badge on the forums. Don't kill me. ;A;

There is a legitimate struggle I have in resisting to shave a section of my head with my little beard trimmer.
I have already shaved spots on my arm and leg multiple times. :I
I have already shaved spots on my arm and leg multiple times. :I
Sig courtesy of GrandmasterD. Go get your own sig from them. :D
QQ idiots in champ select.
Me: "I can play all roles except top"
Random 1: "premade bot"
Random 2: "I pref mid"
Random 3: "I go jungle"
Me: "Guys guys I said I can't play top"
*ends up having to play top anyways*
*goes 0/5 in lane and gets called a noob, a feeder and whatnot*
Me: "Hey I warned you guys, and here's what you get"
Like seriously, I can play 4 roles just fine but I have to play that one I really suck at? Thanks ranked -,-
Me: "I can play all roles except top"
Random 1: "premade bot"
Random 2: "I pref mid"
Random 3: "I go jungle"
Me: "Guys guys I said I can't play top"
*ends up having to play top anyways*
*goes 0/5 in lane and gets called a noob, a feeder and whatnot*
Me: "Hey I warned you guys, and here's what you get"
Like seriously, I can play 4 roles just fine but I have to play that one I really suck at? Thanks ranked -,-
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
i entered ranked as silver 3, nice people in that tier, unfortunately unable to play for months so dropped to silver 5 and now i am playing with F***ed up bronze people.
one game was the second pick and chose xin as solo top then the last f*cking idiot chose a garen. well whadda you know? i was kicked out of top and placed to bot where my lane match up was a voli and MF. thats not all, because i am the only one in bot lane. after 10mins they are calling me noob for only having a brutalizer. well how can a zhao farm with a MF and voli lane mate ? also amumu jungle loves to dive me so yeah even hugging my turret does not help -_- f*cking hate my rank right now
one game was the second pick and chose xin as solo top then the last f*cking idiot chose a garen. well whadda you know? i was kicked out of top and placed to bot where my lane match up was a voli and MF. thats not all, because i am the only one in bot lane. after 10mins they are calling me noob for only having a brutalizer. well how can a zhao farm with a MF and voli lane mate ? also amumu jungle loves to dive me so yeah even hugging my turret does not help -_- f*cking hate my rank right now
+rep if i helped or if you just happen to like repping ^^
Provisionals and promos suck... ELO hell is statistically implausible over a large sample, however it is entirely feasible for a small sampleof games to get ****ed over by poor luck. Started the day 4/2, ended 4/5. Of the five losses I think only two were realistically carriable by anyone but plat+. Three at a stretch, but certainly not by someone who reckons himself to be mid-silver.
I hate this community, full of ******ed *******, I complain that our Nocturne wont help my lane and all of a sudden I'm the world's worst player and I need to be reported for verbal harassment for saying max 2 times that Nocturne won't gank my lane. I die 3 times total and catch people every 2 seconds with taunt and they still report me for carrying their 1/7 and 0/6 ***es
They did more blaming and ****talking than I do in 5 games in 5 minutes and I'm the one that's eventually going to get banned because I say one little thing that can possibly be maybe in an alternate dimension perceived as something not positive you have 2-3 people ganging up on you and ****talking and reporting you whether or not they're getting carried by you.
I'm just instantly muting my team in every game and using pings for communications.
They did more blaming and ****talking than I do in 5 games in 5 minutes and I'm the one that's eventually going to get banned because I say one little thing that can possibly be maybe in an alternate dimension perceived as something not positive you have 2-3 people ganging up on you and ****talking and reporting you whether or not they're getting carried by you.
I'm just instantly muting my team in every game and using pings for communications.

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DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana