Wat? Noo.. alien is a compliment.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
SkidmarkD wrote:
Never teased someone?
Held out the can of whipped cream for them to get a fix and then 'conveniently' miss their mouth?
Granted not every girl appreciates it, but I ain't sharing my whipped cream with just any girls.
And yarrr, it won't be that girl, or any other. Nor the opposite. But the reason for that be locked behind a door I ain't willing to open.
NOTE: do not try caramel or chocolate sauce, getting that shiz in the eye is not a pleasant experience.
i drip the whole bottle of cherry icecream over their chest. I never waste time.
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also, welcome to MobaFire where Searz will bully you, psiguard or wayne will tell you that bumping is against rules and where laggermeister will downvote your guides.
so so tru. could add some more personalities but i am too nice.